You know you want this. You know you need it.

[Bouncy Ball]

You dirty bastard un-American commies, you better go order these RIGHT NOW to make up for all your 'Murka hatin'.

I'm tempted, myself.

http://www.coastalcontacts.com/show1fproduct.cfm?formkey=040922121755&ProductCode=988

[Fenris]

1. Oh Jesus Christ

:scared:

[Bouncy Ball]

3. ...

FOR THE PATRIOT IN YOU!

(Hey that's what the website says...)

[Fenris]

6. Apparently, I killed that patriot in me a long, long, long time ago.

Wow.

[LynzM]

2. Wow....

Every time you think they can't do anything more absurd with it, they up the ante. Geez.

[Bouncy Ball]

5. What really slays me is there was a HILARIOUS thread on

DU quite a while back in which two DUers got into a satirical pissing match over who was the most "patrioticker" and they resorted to saying they were going to get the flag tattooed on the inside of their eyelids so they can SEE IT ALL THE TIME and the other guy said he was getting it lasered directly onto his corneas....

I was crying it was so funny.

[chickenscratching]

4. those stupid assholes

honestly, that's more insulting to the flag code than burning it, yet flag burners get the most shit on.
go figure mother fuckers.

[Bouncy Ball]

7. And actually you are supposed to burn it in a certain manner

when it is tattered, torn, dirty, etc.

[chickenscratching]

9. yessum

it's amazing the things i found out in the flag code.
like, it's considered disrespectful to wear an american flag on your shirt, or in a place where it could get dirty. ie bumper stickers you stupid freepers.
my DADDY DIED FER THAT FLAG!
fuckem.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. Shhh, Fenris LOVES that flag clothing!

Here's his favorite shirt:



;-)

[chickenscratching]

12. ahhhh!

please don't ever do that again.;

[JimmyJazz]

16. A lot of people thought this uniform was disrespectful of the flag:

[Bouncy Ball]

8. I love this part...

"Please consult your optometrist before ordering to ensure you can wear this lens."

Yeah, because you MIGHT not be mentally deranged enough to qualify.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. ...

They all look painful, but the flag one looks especially painful and thick! :scared:

[beam me up scottie]

13. Yeah! Like a mini-cd for your eye!

nt
:rofl:

[Richardo]

22. 'Please select SAME color for each eye'

If you're going to be 'gonzo' and 'extreme' and 'trend setting' why CAN'T you have two different color eyes?

[Gothic Sponge]

14. I wear those contacts!

Why are you making fun of them? Is it because you hate America? Damn, dirty pinkos!

;)

[Bouncy Ball]

15. I feel so bad about this that

I dressed up my dog to reflect my empty jingoistic feelings:



Will you ever forgive me?

[Gothic Sponge]

17. Hehe!

You are now a nationalist. How does it feel?

;)

[Bouncy Ball]

18. Amazingly empty.

And it's nice not having to think anymore!

Wheee! I'm gonna go to an overpriced amusement park, ride a lot of rides, eat too much crap, then vomit and watch a Lee Greenwood concert!

[Gothic Sponge]

20. "I'm proud to be an american because at least I know i'm free"

:banghead:

[Fridays Child]

19. This lens is pretty interesting, too...

[bertha katzenengel]

21. Well, fuck me gently with a chain saw.

:eyes:

[Richardo]

23. You sappy romantic, you.

:rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

27. LOL

see my reply to Bouncy

:hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

24. ...

OUCH!!!!!

Actually those contacts might hurt enough to simulate that experience.

[bertha katzenengel]

25. It's a line from a movie that I'll bet maybe 3 DUers have ever seen, and i

is meant to convey, "oh, give me a fucking break." At least, when I say it -- which is rarely -- that's what I mean.

I promise I didn't mean it literally!

[Bouncy Ball]

26. Oh I've heard it before.

It just made me laugh.

[bertha katzenengel]

28. Good! It was supposed to make you laugh.

:rofl:

[SammyWinstonJack]

29. Good Grief!

USA! USA! USA! :banghead:

[sexybomber]

30. Christ al-fscking-mighty. (n/t)

[bushisanidiot]

31. I got those! I wonder if I could get President AWOL to sign them

for me!!