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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:30 AM
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New Pope steps out to greet crowd, immediately devoured by feral cats!!!
Why, oh why, didn't we heed the warnings?!?

:cry:

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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:32 AM
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1. ...
:rofl:
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:33 AM
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2. LOL!
:rofl: :crazy:
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Dhalgren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:33 AM
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3. Oh my gods! It's the END TIMES!!!
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine...
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:36 AM
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4. LMAO!!! now THATS a funny post!
Damned feral kitty cats. NAUGHTY KITTIES!!! BAAAAD KITTIES! Dont eat the new Pope! dammit! PUT DOWN THAT VESTMENT!!! naughty naughty kitties.
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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:47 AM
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5. Update: no "Ratz"-inger irony intended
:shrug:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:51 AM
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6. Look at these horrible killers
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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 12:12 PM
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9. Little Eichmanns, all of 'em!!!
:grr:
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:53 AM
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7. . . .
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:54 AM
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8. LOL!
:rofl:

RL
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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 03:00 PM
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10. Follow-up thought: the most common species of Pope is native to Italy
However, this particular Pope is of the rare German variety (Pontifex Germanicus).

Should the "invasive" feral cats be condemned for devouring a non-native creature?

I say: YES!!! Logic has no place in the condemnation of these Little Eichmanns™!
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 03:32 PM
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11. You bass turd.
:rofl: Well, I had to pee. Now I need a new chair. Damned stress incontinence

:rofl:
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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 06:48 PM
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12. Blame the feral cats, not me!
It's a scientifically proven fact that feral cats despise all other species and want the "nests" (e.g., chairs) of other creatures to be ruined. Numerous peer-reviewed studies* involving feral cats and chairs have shown this. You don't hate science, do you??











*See, for example, the Spring 2002 edition of Journal of Pseudoscience, published quarterly by the American Association for the Advancement of Bullshit.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:55 AM
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13. Stop! You're killing me!
:rofl:
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