Driver Smacked In The Nose By Flying Sausage (Nose Broken)

[matcom]

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LONDON -- Imagine driving home from work, rolling down your car window -- and getting smacked in the schnoz by a frozen sausage.

British authorities say that's what happened to an unlucky commuter in Essex, east of London.

An ambulance service official said the 46-year-old man suffered a broken nose and lost a lot of blood.

The spokesman said it must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot -- to get the sausage through a moving car window.

Police are now investigating the case of the flying sausage.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/4392133/detail.html

[MrScorpio]

1. Well they don't call them "Bangers" for nothing

nt

[sniffa]

2. the driver showed great restraint

and not pursuing the sausage and escaLating the incident.

the sausage has had its season tickets revoked.

[mark11727]

3. Those of you from Long Island probably remember last year's

frozen turkey incident, where some teenagers had (fraudulently) bought a 20-lb frozen turkey, and flung it through their car window into oncoming traffic... it smashed through a side window of another car, crushing the driver's face, and putting her in the hospital in serious condition.