Shit you can do to get Freepers to shut the fuck up

[MrScorpio]

1. Carry local USMC recruiter's cards. Hand one to them.
2. Show them your military retiree ID card. Tell them that they have nothing to say of value until they have one of their own.
3. Ask them where the weapons of mass destruction are.
4. Tell that Jesus spoke to you, and he said that they're an idiot.
5. Sic your pitbull on them.

Feel free to add your own

[muchacho]

1. more

Tell 'em Woody beats Toby anyday.

[xchrom]

2. and toby likes it.

[tjwmason]

3. Depending on the situation - flirt with them

Flirting with a male freeper can serious set him off-balance (this only works if you're a guy too) - but be careful, some of them may turn violent at this.

[LiberalVoice]

4. Thats ok...

I could get rid of alot of stress that way. Only in self defense of course :D

[liberal N proud]

6. You can always blow them a kiss.

[Mnemosyne]

11. They only think they'd be gay if they kiss 'em!

I gave a handout to house to house fundies titled "Bush Voting Christians Have Lost Their Souls", it not only shut them up, no one from their church has come near my house in months!!
:evilgrin:

[tjwmason]

14. I've been tempted

A quick peck on the cheek, and then hours of amusement as they respond to having their masculinity challenged.

[LiberalVoice]

5. Ummm...

Tell them to speak louder as their mothers cant hear them(And then bend over spread your cheecks and ask them to speak into the mic)

Ps. Sorry its early and I haven't slept yet...Well no, I guess it's late :shrug:

[MrScorpio]

7. Never turn your back on a Freeper

Don't give them any ideas

[Mnemosyne]

12. Good one!

:rofl: :rofl:

[bushisanidiot]

8. Remind Them That Jesus Was a Pacifist and quote scripture to them

heh..

[MrScorpio]

9. The pics in your sig line are a great way to do the job

Carry some of those puppies with you

[demnan]

10. Insult the size of their male anatomy.

(My brother does the I'm a veteran and you're not speel. That's very effective)

[Spider Jerusalem]

13. Ask them "Why are you so un-American?"

"Really, the way you talk, you seem to think we have no right to question our government or leadership. Where was your patriotism when Bill Clinton was President? Seriously, if you have such a problem with dissent, I suggest you move somewhere where it isn't allowed. How about China?"

[DS1]

15. Construct a Death Star style garbage compressing portapottie

and use the internal video feed to watch them use their hunting rifles to stop the squeeze