MASS Produce Your Holy Grilled Cheese with the Original Holy Pan!!

[DS1]

:argh: I'm pulling my hair out trying to come up with six thousand bucks for this!



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5574030908&rd=1

NO RESERVE

IF YOU CAN NOT AFFORD YOUR BID YOU WILL BE REPORTED TO E-BAY AND GIVEN A NEGATIVE
NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

OFFICIAL VIRGIN MARY GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH HOLY PAN

FIRST THE SHIRT SAYS "BABY GIRL" NOT "BAD GIRL"

This is not a joke. This is the Official 10 year old one of a kind Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich Holy Pan. There is NOT Another. I have chosen to Auction off the Holy Pan on E-Bay instead of the Auction House "Christy's of London" to give the world a chance to Bid on it. The response of the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich was over whelming. I would like to take this time to Thank Golden Palace.com and God Bless you for purchasing the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich and taking her all over the World So Everyone will be Touched by Her.

I am putting up for Auction the one and only Holy Pan. This was the Holy Pan that the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich was made from 10 years ago. I've been to the Hard Rock in Hollywood Florida and Las Vegas Where the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich was put on display for the World to see and I have witnessed people who would become Dizzy, Cry, and Pray to her or just wanted to touch Me, because she came to me 10 years ago. I have talked Prayed and just listened to people's problems but they all leave there with the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich touching them in their own little way. She has forever changed my Life and the lives that have come in Contact with Her. Now its time for the Official Holy Pan to touch everyones LIFE.

WITH OUT THE OFFICIAL HOLY PAN THEIR WOULD HAVE BEEN NO VIRGIN MARY GRILLED CHEESE. You are Bidding On The Office HOLY PAN. The Pan Is 10 Years Old and the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich Was Cooked in It. The Pan It Self Measures 7 Inches Across. It Truly Is Blessed and Holy To Have Created The Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich.
SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY! Do NOT Bid With A ZERO FEEDBACK.You WILL BE THROWN OFF. Do Not Bid if you Intend To Retract the Bid Or FOOL Around, There is NO RESERVE on This Auction. This HOLY PAN IS PRICELESS and Whoever Wins The Holy Pan will Have a PIECE OF AMERICA ICON. The Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich has Gone Down in the History Books.Just Today I found out I am In WIRED MAGAZINE for the Month Of April 2005. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THE MEDIA, ALL THE RADIO STATIONS, NEWSPAPERS, T.V. STATIONS, AND A PERSONAL THANK YOU TO CNN. NEWS, THE SUN-SENTINEL FORT LAUDERDALE NEWPAPER(A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO REPORTER ROB NOLEN), NBC 6/WTVJ T.V.(SPECIAL THANK YOU TO REPORTER JALENE RODRIGUEZ), WPLG 10 T.V.FT. LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA, TELEMONDO 23 SPANISH T.V NEW, OREGON LIVE, THE EDGE NEWSLETTER, ANTHONYC'S NEWS (MARCH 28 2005), WFAN RADIO 66 AM NEW YORK, A SPECIAL THANKS TO EBAY, KTBZ FOX 23 NEWS T.V.OKLAHAMA, WSMV CHANNEL 4 T.V. NASHVILLE TENNESSEE, NBC NEWS STATION T.V. WASHINGTON D.C., ABC NEWS T.V. INDIANAPOLIS INDIANA, WFOR CHANNEL 4 T.V. MIAMI FLORIDA ( A SPECIAL THANKS TO MARK), WIOD NEWS TALK RADIO MIAMI FLORIDA, THE A.P. WIRE ALL OVER THE WORLD, THE TONY DANZA SHOW T.V., THE PENN AND TELLER SHOWTIME 'BULL ----------' SHOW T.V. NEW SEASON APRIL 25, 2005, THE TIME MAGAZINE, READERS DIGEST, U.S.A. TODAY and Many, Many, Many More. MAGAZINES, T.V. and RADIO Interviews WORLDWIDE and a Special Thanks to WFTL LIVE85 in West Palm Beach Florida and Bob Mayer NBC6/WTVJ In Miramar,Florida. I am Asking that Only Serious questions about the Holy Pan Be E-Mailed to Me, Do NOT SEND ANY STUPID COMMENTS, No Jokes Or Ridiculous Comments If You Have a Genuine Question Please do Feel Free to E-Mail Me. I AM NOT TAKING PAYPAL FOR THIS AUCTION. You can Pay By Direct Deposit, or Cashiers Check. The Holy Pan Must be Paid for Within 24 Hours of the Closes of the Auction. NO EXCEPTIONS. Happy Bidding and God Bless.



ONCE AGAIN
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IF YOU CAN NOT AFFORD YOUR BID YOU WILL BE REPORTED TO E-BAY AND GIVEN A NEGATIVE
NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

[ReadTomPaine]

1. This is the stuff no one believes happened 10 years from now. n/t

On edit - If you bought it, you could also thwack your foes down with your new holy Pan of God as well as make unlimited Cheesus style relics.

[Left Is Write]

2. OFFICIAL Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich Pan?

Was it endorsed by Mary herself?

And would Christy's really have wanted it? Right. Mmmhmm.

People have been getting dizzy over the sandwich?

[Arkana]

How ironic that she's wearing a sweatshirt that says "Bad Girl"

[ReadTomPaine]

4. I can't believe I missed that. n/t

[Bossy Monkey]

8. "FIRST THE SHIRT SAYS 'BABY GIRL,' NOT 'BAD GIRL'" (allcaps in original)

Actually, the point is that she's foolish enough to wear a shirt such that it looks like it says "Bad Girl," and then announce that it doesn't say "Bad Girl" when some damned fools would just, I dunno, CHANGE THE SHIRT.:P

[Arkana]

13. Oops. Well, can't blame me for misinterpreting it. Her hand is right over

the last part.

[Bossy Monkey]

15. Not at all. She's the idiot, not you nt

[DS1]

14. actually, because it's hidden amoung everything else she bolded,

one of the first lines addressed that ;-)

[Fenris]

3. Mary: the gift that keeps on giving!

Man, I wish I had some religion to exploit for money!

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. In a sane world, this opportunist exploitive whore would be executed

But the sad fact is that part (and only A PART!, not ALL) of the Catholic Church has so dessicated the brains and minds of its followers that there are likely hundreds of millions of adherents who, if they had the money, would break their pelvis spreading their legs for this "holy" artifact.

people who take advantage of others like this are the lowest form of scum; excepting the religious leaders who make people gullible enough to fall for this utter bullshit.

So, is this asshole ebay huckster donating her money to any worthy causes? Or did she buy a new Jesus-centered Cadillac with her Holy Mary Cheese Sandwich? Or, more than likely, based on her tacky shitty looks, she spent the money on more Lee Press-On Nails and hair coloring shit, and probably some shitty perfume and a fake fur.

[Left Is Write]

20. I'd guess lots of eyeliner and lipliner.

And the Tammy Faye Bakker Guide To Cosmetics.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. And a bunch of "elegant" makeup she bought at Walgreens or Duane Read

[Left Is Write]

23. Probably.

After all, that's where she would buy the 7.99 knock-off of Obsession.

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. That's right! And she'd have to buy a couple cases of it,

because she thinks that 1 oz. per wearing is thed proper amount.

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Maybe She'll give you a Discount if you Capitalize a Lot

Laughing, crying, laughing, crying, nominating (fat lot of good it'll do, but still)

[DS1]

12. see post 10

:evilgrin:

[Straight Shooter]

7. How much is the spatula going for that flipped the Virgin Mary?

Inquiring minds and all that, ya know.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. I'm waiting for the Holy Panties that were being worn during the miracle

[tavalon]

19. Stop flippin' that virgin!

LOL!

[Left Is Write]

22. What about the stove it was cooked on?

The packaging from the loaf of bread? The knife that sliced the cheese?

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. The house in which it was "miracled"?

I mean, if we're gonna be utterly ignorant about it, might as well go whole hog.

[Left Is Write]

29. Or...

She could rope off the kitchen as a sort of shrine and sell tickets to visit the Official Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich Museum.

And if she does that, she can sell concessions too. Official Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich replicas. Official Virgin Mary Pretzels (with cheese, naturally). And if not holy water to drink, Holy Roller Water.

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. Ooh, good thinking! And I thought I was clever and twisted -

your idea is wway better! That way she can exploit millions of people more, for millions more money!

I applaud you, and bow to you!

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[DS1]

10. I simply couldn't resist this photoshop opportunity

[KittyWampus]

18. Interesting, Almost Surreal... No, IT IS SURREAL. As Is The Story

tempted to say "only in America".

[MADem]

11. Oh come on, peeps, she MUST be religious!

She clearly follows in the (make-up) way of her Savior, Tammy Faye Bakker! I guess the only reason she isn't selling the spatula that turned the sandwich is because she needs it to plaster that crap on her face!

Forgive the pun, but this is BEYOND cheesy!

[WildEyedLiberal]

16. BABY GIRL

WTF IS SHE DOING WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAYS "BABY GIRL"?

BABY GIRL. *SNICKER*

*SNORT*

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.... :rofl:

[tavalon]

17. Well, that one just got passed on to my friends on LJ

ROFLMAO! :rofl:

[SOteric]

24. The perfect accompaniment to my hellfire & brimstone stew.

[Left Is Write]

30. Mmmmm....nothing like a little brimstone in the stew.

[pinniped]

25. I'm holding out for the 'holy stove'

:silly:

[gmoney]

26. I'm selling my Immaculate Convection oven...

Plus an empty jar of Miracle Whip

[Left Is Write]

31. Bwahaha! Immaculate Convection!

[DS1]

33. UPDATE!!!: The sole and now canceled winning bid goes to...

fukkmaster3

:D

[CoffeeCat]

34. I just saw the face on the grilled cheese sandwich...

...and it looks nothing like Mary!

It looks like Grace Kelly. Seriously.

[politicat]

36. I thought it was Marlene Detreich.

EOM

[Kurovski]

35. "Christy's of London"?

I'm surprised she didn't refer to the "Hard Rock" as the "Rock Hard"

[drm604]

37. Anyone notice her feedback numbers?

89.5% positive; meaning 10.5% negative! In the past six months she's got twice as many negatives as positives, and she's made her feedback comments private! (I didn't even know you could do that.) Looks like people had some not so nice things to say about her; things she doesn't want anybody to see.
:sarcasm: Obviously a very pious woman! :sarcasm:

[politicat]

38. "Baby Girl" has a spending problem....

She got $26 large in November, and now she's trying to get another six?

Hmmm.... there's a problem there. A big one.

And it's not her Tabu addiction.

[mike_c]

39. Carl Hiaasen could not have created a more bizarre character....

Un-fucking-believable. Words fail me.

[CitySky]

40. hey, this gives me a business idea!

Can't someone create one of those iron sandwich press machines already embossed with a tacky image of Jesus? Then people could make their own, homemade, holy grilled cheese sandwiches EVERY DAY! :bounce:

C'mon people. Somebody market this. Just send me a little royalty every now and then for giving you the idea! :)

You could make interchangeable plates: one with Jesus, one with Mary, one the whole Holy Family ("Martha! Will ya get me another one of them Jesus-Mary-and-Joseph grilled cheese sandwiches!") I'd say maybe a Buddha for a multicultural set, but I just can't see any of the Buddhists I know in the market for cheap manufactured cr*p. So maybe we just stick to a "Catholic" set and "Protestant" set: Jesus, some OT character like Noah, and Paul-struck-blind-on-the-road-to-Damascus.

[uncle ray]

41. i was gonna bid,

but the obscene $15 dollar shipping charge is just too much.

seriously, you buy a six thousand dollar frying pan, and her sorry ass can't cover shipping?

[DS1]

42. For 6 thousand bucks, I'd expect it to miracle itself onto my oven rings

[ScreamingMeemie]

43. I had to email her and ask her to get some help.

Sigh....