I am a metrosexual retread.

[Deja Q]

Discuss.

[Bouncy Ball]

1. I'm sleepy.

Have you been rotated yet?

[Deja Q]

4. Nope. Ain't nobody touched my gears.

:cry:

[Trillo]

2. I'll profess ignorance:

What is a "metrosexual"?

[Deja Q]

3. It really isn't me at all:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&oi=defmore&q=define:Metrosexual

An urban male with a heterosexual orientation who rejects many macho attributes often linked to masculinity. He adopts many traits often associated with heterosexual females and gay males -- eg expensive hair care, stylish clothes. 3
www.religioustolerance.org/sexdefnhr.htm

Metrosexual, a portmanteau combining "metropolitan" and "sexual", was first used in 1994 by British journalist Mark Simpson, who coined metrosexual (and its noun, metrosexuality) to refer to an urban male of any sexual orientation who has a strong aesthetic sense and spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle. He is the fashion-conscious target audience of men's magazines: Outside Britain, in its soundbite diffusion through the popular media, metrosexual has congealed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual

[Trillo]

5. Thanks!

From the word alone, I thought metrosexual was a sexually active person living in a metropolis.