You ever hear of someone's mouth being to small to eat a hot dog???

[CatWoman]

On the Roosevelt special playing on the History Channel, George 6th's visit to the White House was discussed.

It seems the King and Queen had a lovely time, the exception being that the queen couldn't enjoy eating hot dogs, as her mouth was too small.

Gimme a fucking break......

[RetroLounge]

1. Insert Obvious Oral Joke Here

:hi:

RK

[MissB]

6. Yeah, it was the first thing that came to my mind.

[CatWoman]

9. you need a

:spank:

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

2. Who the hell's idea was it to serve the Queen a fucking hot dog?

Good lord, sounds like something Bush would pull. :P

[WI_DEM]

7. FDR's

he wanted the royal couple to enjoy a real American picnic--it was held outside at Hyde Park.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Well, that idea is second to court packing on his list of bad ideas.

Overall, he was great, but hot dogs? Sigh.

[CatWoman]

12. heh

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

15. ...

:hi:

[KittyWampus]

13. Wouldn't He Go With Something With Lots Of Greasy, Sticky Sauce

and served with paper napkins?

Maybe he'd have more class and dispense wet-naps.


Or how about something with some JERK SAUCE on it?

[CatWoman]

17. HOT WINGS, DAMMIT!!!!

:D

[ET Awful]

3. I wonder how the king felt about that

:evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

14. oh come now!!!

you don't expect the "QUEEN" to, um, er.........

that's what concubines are for :D

[KittyWampus]

4. There Are A Couple Of Directions One Could Take The "Mouth Too Small"

comment... but I'm afraid they aren't too tasteful.

Maybe Queen didn't realise a little mustard would lubricate the thing and it'd slide right down.

[sundog]

5. must... resist...

O8) O8) O8) O8)

[calico1]

8. No, its probably that she was too shocked

from the uncouthness of serving such an undignified meal to the King and Queen of England.

[Orangepeel]

10. did she try to eat it sideways?

:dunce:

[CatWoman]

16. LOL

:hi: Orangepeel

[Orangepeel]

20. hi, Catwoman!

:hi:

[Kali]

18. BARK COUGH HAHAHAHAHA

Oh those crazy Brits!

[KittyWampus]

19. Don't Queens Have Someone To Chew Their Food For Them?

[snippy]

21. That reminds me of Bush's food taster when he was in Thailand.

Thai mouse to risk life for Bush in last line of bio-chemical defence

John Aglionby in Bangkok
Saturday October 18, 2003
The Guardian

A humble mouse is to put its life on a plate for US president George Bush this weekend - acting as his official food taster to thwart any attempt at a bio-chemical assasination.

The rodent is one of 10 selected by the authorities in Thailand, where Mr Bush is starting a four-day visit today, and will be served samples of food which the president will eat.

According to Thai officials, the mouse will nibble on Thai dishes and then be observed to see if it drops dead or suffers any ill effects.

. . .

http://www.guardian.co.uk/animalrights/story/0,11917,1065768,00.html

[CatWoman]

23. Damn that wimp is paranoid

I understand the people in Illinois had to CUT THE FUCKING TREES DOWN in preparation for * and Pickles' visit there to the Lincoln celebrations.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

22. Maybe she had just had her wisdom teeth out

After I had mine out my jaw was so sore and swollen that it was liquid diet (hello blender!) for two weeks.

The first thing I could eat was a French fry. That's one French fry. My mouth literally would not open any wider.