"If it's not Scottish, It's CRAP!"

[Baclava]

Traditional Haggis

1 sheep's pluck (stomach bag)
2 lb.. dry oatmeal
1 lb. suet
1 lb. lamb's liver
2 1/2 cups stock
1 large chopped onion
1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper, Jamaica pepper and salt

Boil liver and parboil the onion, then mince them together. Lightly brown the oatmeal. Mix all ingredients together. Fill the sheep's pluck with the mixture pressing it down to remove all the air, and sew up securely. Prick the haggis in several places so that it does not burst. Place haggis in boiling water and boil slowly for 4-5 hours. Serves approximately 12.

[davidinalameda]

1. Jamaica pepper?

since when is Jamaica pepper a Scottish ingredient

[Baclava]

5. Don't mess with us...we're immortal.

[davidinalameda]

10. you're of the Clan McLeod then?

LOL

[HEyHEY]

2. Serves 12 - but only one weird uncle will eat it

[ChoralScholar]

3. I started to say....

Where are you going to find 12 people who'd eat it?

on haggis...
"I think it's repellant in every way. Actually I think all Scottish food is based on a dare..."
-Mike Myers (Charlie McKenzie) in 'So I Married an Axe Murderer'

[Fenris]

4. What pray tell am I to sew the pluck with?

[MADem]

7. Thread!

And if you do it right, it will look like this:

[Speck Tater]

6. What's the recipe for Scottish Pizza?

[MADem]

8. Slice bits of haggis

put atop a frozen pizza, follow package directions for cooking!

[Baclava]

9. Be creative...

Actually...the key to creativity is dropping acid and listening to Floyd but I'm not allowed to say that here...

[ghostsofgiants]

11. It's SHITE being Scottish!

We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

(I am way too full of pseudo-pop culture references.)