Matcom wants us to call him, "Lord of HELLFIRE"

[yvr girl]

But I can't do that without giggling. What new title should we bestow upon him.

edit, because Matcom is a whiner

[Debi]

1. I'm sure he's Barron something right this moment!

:rofl:

[VelmaD]

2. How about you just stick with...

thread-jacking asshole. :)

[matcom]

3. where the hell is the ORIGINAL in this poll???????

:grr:

i am MORE than sure that there are MANY DUers who would be HONORED to call me Matcom: "Lord of Hellfire"

yet, you REFUSE to make that an option to vote on!

:grr:

[yvr girl]

5. I added it you big BABY

Happy now.

[matcom]

6. yes

off to VOTE! :bounce:

[yvr girl]

7. If it gets more than one vote I'll...

what would a suitable boast be?

[matcom]

8. well, your gonna kiss me anyways so....

better come up with something different

[yvr girl]

13. I'll kiss your dog

NO, that's TOO scary. There must be someone else I can kiss...

[matcom]

12. GOT IT GOT IT GOT IT GOT IT GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bounce:

whadd did i win? :bounce:

:rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

4. Crap. I thought is was Lord God, Emperor Ruler of the Universe, Sir

[GOPisEvil]

9. Martha.

Ask about his Kitchen Aid mixer. :D

[VelmaD]

11. I'm so jealous...

you're gonna get to see it and touch it and maybe even play with it if you're lucky. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

14. Actually, I'm jealous, too.

He mocks me. :-)

[VelmaD]

15. He's a big meanie...

You could always hit him upside the head with a shovel, bury him in a ravine, and run away to Paraguay with Mrs. Matcom and the Kitchen Aide. :)

[GOPisEvil]

16. Shhhhh!

It's Venezuela! Since we're all godless commies, we're going to be with Hugo Chavez, our lord and master. :P

[VelmaD]

17. Well hell...

if your godless commie perverts (gotta remember it's "godless commie perverts")...then you can just take matcom along with you. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

18. No, no...according to Col. Bat Guano, it's godless commie preverts.

:D

[graywarrior]

10. As opposed to this?

http://www.godofhellfire.co.uk/

[LynneSin]

19. Other: Matcom, Lord of the Martha Stewart Relm

Seriously - just ask his wife!

[underpants]

20. I didn't see a "Lord of the ingrown hair" option

They never have that

[matcom]

21. wwwwwwwweeeeeeee

FOUR votes for HELLFIRE BABY!!! :bounce:

[yvr girl]

22. Who have you been paying?

And who do I have to kiss?

[matcom]

23. me

but your gonna do that anyway so......

Shania Twain (with me taking pics of course)

[yvr girl]

24. She is a fellow Canadian but can't I kiss

a boy instead?

[matcom]

25. yes

me twice

[yvr girl]

26. Where's the fun in that?

[matcom]

27. *sigh* your right

we spent 3 minutes doing that in the alley behind the liquor store once.

but don't worry love, i have an ACTIVE imagination and will think of SOMETHING

[yvr girl]

28. My dad always told me not to kiss boys

I get kissed by you and I'm saddled with your SPAWN. (Will you please send me a cheque.)

:scared:

(GOPisEVIL, you'll protect me from Matcom, right?)

[GOPisEvil]

29. Unless he distracts me with his ribs.

I'm a sucker for BBQ, it's my kryptonite.

[yvr girl]

30. I AM bringing you cookies

That should count for something.

[matcom]

31. nice try sweetie but don't bother

i am MAKING white chocolate Macadamia nut cookies the night before he arrives

YOU JUST GOT PLAYED!!! :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

32. Velma is baking too!

We can gorge ourselves on cookies!!! To heck with everyone else! Let 'em get their own cookies!

Oh...but...I'm getting maple cookies from Canada. I had better play nice. If I play nice for a while, we can have EVEN MORE COOKIES!!! All your cookies are belong to us!

[yvr girl]

34. Fine. But I know I smell better than you

You sure are trying to ROMANCE David. Are you hoping to get lucky and give Kleeb another sibling?

[sparky_in_ma]

33. I will protect you

from the evil Matcom.

[yvr girl]

35. You are officially my favourite future ex-husband

I can ALWAYS count on you. :*

[DS1]

36. As long as he keeps giving me a steady supply of scotch I'll call

Mr. Hellfire anything he wants :D

[SOteric]

37. Lord of the Bean Stew Afterburner

:shrug: Well...It's kinda like hellfire.