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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:27 PM
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A sweat stain on one of my undershirts looks like John the Baptist.
How much should I start the bidding at on e-bay?
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:28 PM
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1. Which John the Baptist?
pre or post Salome?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:28 PM
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2. Pre in a certain light.
Edited on Mon Apr-18-05 01:29 PM by BurtWorm
Post if you squint.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:30 PM
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3. I'll give you $2.50 for it.
E-bay, schmee-bay.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:31 PM
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5. Sold!
No... I think I can do better...

:insert smiley biting lip with impatience:
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:30 PM
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4. How can you tell?
It might be Jesus himself. They were cousins, I believe, and probably had at least a family resemblence. I think a Jesus stain is worth WAY more.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:34 PM
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7. Yeah! That's the ticket!
Edited on Mon Apr-18-05 01:35 PM by BurtWorm
It's Jesus. I was thinking it looked like this guy:





But he looks like Jesus, right?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:33 PM
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6. Mmmm from here it looks more like Barry Gibb
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:34 PM
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8. Oh my gods! That's my stain!
:thumbsup:

Maybe I should change the copy.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:37 PM
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9. Touch it up like those shroud forgers did!
You can start a whole new religious sect that way. Ca-Ching!!!
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:37 PM
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10. Start the bidding at $2,500
and I guarantee you, at least one idiot will bid on it.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:40 PM
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12. I'm tempted.
I wonder how much that woman got for her doggy door, or whatever it was. She was asking something like $2500 but she had 0 bids for the longest time.
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:38 PM
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11. with or without his head?
it might make a difference in how much you ask on E-Bay.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 01:48 PM
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13. Hey! These skid marks look like George Dubya Bush!
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