What kind of job would let me post on DU all day?

[graywarrior]

I need one of those.

[northzax]

1. have you considered Piracy?

you'd make a great dread pirate roberts.

actually, all you need is one that has a office door that closes, and requires lots of web research.

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Also, people don't realize that

some people have multiple windows open and they do some work, check some email, check DU, do some work, check DU, do some other thing, do some work, check DU.

When I was working in a cube farm years back, that's what they all did. They had their little "fun" window open along with the work stuff they were working on.

I'm sure loads of people do that.

[BOSSHOG]

2. Retirement works great for me

[Bouncy Ball]

3. A secret one.

Tell everyone you have such and such job, but actually you don't have that job at all. You have a totally different one. It throws off lurking freepers!

[Bombtrack]

4. Jimmy Kimmel is looking for "the laziest person in America"

He has a job of watching tv all day to look for funny bits he can play during the nightly monologue/clip show.

I think you can do it from home. It's to replace one of the people he used to have doing it from the show's offices. Go to his website on ABC.com for information.

[graywarrior]

6. If only I weren't so lazy, I'd apply for some jobs

I'm on light duty at my present job, so I get to sit down more and pretend to research out of print book prices. But that can't last too much longer.

[jukes]

7. ask

Agent Mike.

[graywarrior]

8. LOL