A family friendly thread.

[greatauntoftriplets]

Last night it was suggested in this forum that not all of my threads and posts have been family friendly. I want to take this opportunity to correct matters.

There's a irritating guy in this neighborhood,
A annoying guy for a neighbor,
Why'd he have to be mine?
He just had to be mine...

He's bein' a prick in the neighborhood,
Pissin' off all his neighbors,
Why is me mine?
Didn't want him to be mine...

I've always wanted to kill a neighbor just like him
I've never wanted to live in a nieghborhood near him

So I'll make the most of this here 12 gauge,
Since he's a goner, we might as well say,
He used to be my,
He used to be my,
He used to be my neighbor.

BTW, this is a great parody song site. LOL.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/m.shtml

[The Lone Liberal]

1. Well that will certainly have the kids hair standing on end.

:hippie:

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Your response has my hair standing on end, LOL.

:hippie:

[alwynsw]

3. Did you use 1 buck

...or 00??? (Before andone screams racism, 1 buck and 00 (buck) are shotgun shot sizes. I learned my lesson on 'splaining terminology, thankyouverymuch.)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. I think she is more sold slug shot material

Makes a bigger hole. Make sure he is down.