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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 05:11 PM
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US Department Of Orthodoxy - Rapture Security Advisory System Now Up!
Edited on Thu Apr-14-05 05:23 PM by DistressedAmerican
This week the newly formed Bush Administration Department of Orthodoxy announces the new "Rapture Security Advisory System".

The Dept. hopes it will keep the American public well aware of the closeness of Our Lord's return and the imminent, eternal damnation of all of those liberal, gay marrying, immigrant lovin', flag burning, New York Times readin', commie Democrats!


End Communication...

Distressed American

Director of Homeland Theocracy

The United States Department of Orthodoxy
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moobu2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 05:17 PM
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1. Who'll be the Secretary of the new department?
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 05:24 PM
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2. Well, This Guy Needs A job. He Has Cabinet Experience...
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:20 PM
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3. Kick!
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 11:41 PM
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4. Again...
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 01:01 AM
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5. Is There No Love For This Thread?
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 05:09 AM
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6. Morning Kick!
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