ode to RandomKoolZip -an english sonnet in verse

[cassandra uprising]

my current love's a food i no more crave
with all his goodly fair i am bereft
desire fuels a force i won't behave
we once were one but hunger leaves we cleft.

whereto forsooth, find i a comely lad?
who can wax poetry and makes skirts flip
faster than you can say 'universidad'
new love revealed he is randonkoolzip.

alack, alack, i've now become undone
the energy of my hunger is waste
he is the lovely fruit i can have none
he's only to admire and not to taste.

i languish now with lame c.s.the t.
his bubble butt my reciprocity.

[bopchick]

1. can i have chavez then?

he's hot!

:P

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. Obviously I am left un'luv'ed!

Im yourz!!!

[bopchick]

4. yay!!!!!!!!

:woohoo:

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Another woman I have to share with RKZ???

Will she be demanding of his time?

:eyes:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. Trust me - NO!!!!!!!!!

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. Whew! After all, I am newly married to RKZ.

At least I think I am.

:silly:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. The moment you think you are - everything will flip on you!!!!

run away!!!!!!!!!!

:)

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. RKZ.....

I divorce you! I divorce you! I divorce you!

My real :loveya: will be so relieved. :D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. No doubt - RKZ is grodie!!!

Trust me! :scared:

[RandomKoolzip]

17. Yo, yer fiancee's right: I'm bad news, bear.

[EFerrari]

2. Aren't all sonnets "in verse"?! Noble effort. n/t

[jpgray]

6. My answer in heroic couplet form

Just how in fuck d'ya cleave a hunger leaf?
It makes no fucking sense, like "cornéd" beef.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. Dude - step off like ya' got a pair

before I pour gasoline in your hair!

[RandomKoolzip]

18. You are a monster and must be stopped.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. As much as I hate to...

Kick!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. Um

kick?

[bopchick]

15. you're kicking your break-up sonnet?

or...is it out of your new love for me? :loveya:

[cassandra uprising]

22. oh just wait

til the honeymoon's over. then you too shall know my pain.


:P :)

[RandomKoolzip]

16. This is the oddest thread EVER on DU.

I'm, like, soooooooo super-creeped right now.

Actually, I'm not.

Here's my response poem:

"Roses are fucked.
I love you too.
Pimpin' ain't easy."

-Randrew Koolzip, age 6

[jpgray]

19. You were familiar with Big Daddy Kane at an early age (n-fucking-t)

[RandomKoolzip]

20. He was my pastor EOmothagrabbin'M

[cassandra uprising]

21. unrequited no longer?!?

hurray!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. Duly noted!