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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 01:58 PM
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Should I refinance my mortgage or enlarge my Penis
I just checked my email and am pondering the choices.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 01:58 PM
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1. I'd run that past Mrs BOSSHOG
:D
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 01:59 PM
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2. Well, if you enlarge your penis, you might be able to convince someone
else to finance your mortgage :)
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:00 PM
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3. Go for the cock first, the house can wait
besides, interest rates aren't doing so well right now, so you might get screwed
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:01 PM
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4. Must you choose? Why not do both?
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:01 PM
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5. Put it this way
Are you going to take your house with you to the grave when you die?
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:03 PM
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6. Refinance your mortgage
& use the cash-out to pay for the penis work.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:06 PM
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7. There you go
now somebody is thinking!
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:09 PM
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10. I Love you guys
This out pouring of advice can't be bought anywhere. I'll probably end up with an extremely large mortgage.
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:07 PM
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8. Help the guy from Nigeria with his little banking problem

FIRST. Then refi the house, then go for the enlargement.

If the first one works out well, you may not need to do the other
two.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:14 PM
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12. the guy from nigeria with the banking problem
are you referring to an email sent to you about some guy who needs someone to hold all this money for him or something?? i got that and immediately deleted it... does anyone know what thats about?
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:09 PM
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9. Refinance your penis
Enlarge your mortgage.
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:12 PM
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11. Enlarge...
your penis and let the ladies (and gay men) who enjoy it take care of your mortgage---you well hung stud-muffin you.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:15 PM
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13. Wow!
Your post took the blood right out of my brain.
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:18 PM
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14. With ...
a big wad why you can hustle that muscle to pay off your mortgage! Gay porn pays better than straight porn.
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4_Legs_Good Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:22 PM
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15. My friend, you can do BOTH!!!
Use your refinance $ to buy the drugs/surgery!

And don't forget that your eBay account has been suspended!!!

david
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