Blonde jokes...

[BikeWriter]

THE BLONDE JOKES TO (HOPEFULLY) END ALL BLOND JOKES

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking...and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is
farther away....Florida or the moon? "The other blonde turns and says, "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????

CAR TROUBLE - A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few
minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET - A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She
replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

KNITTING - A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to
see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled , "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN - A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. "We're not stupid, you know " replied the Blond. " We're going at night!"

IN A VACUUM - A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on
Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLOND JOKES! - A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Hellllllllooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

[BOSSHOG]

1. How do you drown a blonde?

Throw a mirror in a pool!

[liberal N proud]

2. Blond Police woman

The blond patrol officer pulls the a blond over. She approaches the drivers side of the car and asks the driver to see her drivers license.
The blond driver pulls out her compact mirror, looks and sees her self, then hands the mirror to the officer.
The officer replies, How did you get my diver's license?

[kittenpants]

3. .

as a blonde, I am deeply offended!:)

[BikeWriter]

10. Sure, that's why you laughed!

:)

[lancdem]

4. Why did the blonde have TGIF written on her shoes?

Toes Go In First.

Why did the blonde nurse carry a red pen?
In case she had to draw blood.

(I'm a blonde, BTW) :)

[Q3JR4]

5. I typically see that

the best blond jokes come from blonds.

;)

[Mutley]

6. a brunette, a smart blonde, and santa

all jumped out of a plane at the same time. which one will hit the ground first?

the brunette because the other two don't exist.

[bridgit]

7. a brunette & a blonde on opposite sides of a river...

the brunette yells to the blonde on the other side,

"excuse me, please. how do i get to the other side of the river?"

the blonde replies in earnest,

"well huh! you're on the other side, sweety..."

[kwassa]

8. What did the blonde say when I blew in her ear?

"Thanks for the refill!"

[bridgit]

9. lol

:rofl:

[texas1928]

11. What is Brown, black, blue and red all over and lying in a ditch?

Brunette who told to many blonde jokes.