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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 03:45 AM
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If JimmyJazz has all the Gay Men and Yvr Girl wants her to share...
How many straight women are in my stable?

I might produce a newsletter and send it to my fans
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 03:48 AM
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1. DAMMIT!
When will someone claim us heteros??!

We heterps are always left in the lurch!
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 03:51 AM
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2. You've got to claim your own, if you're a real man
And not just wait to be claimed

I just want see if any of my ladies are proud to admit to being part of my club.

If not, perharps its time to take some names.

Ladies: I know who you are.
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 03:52 AM
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3. Them's fightin' words!
Alas, I am a pacifist. :(
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 03:57 AM
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4. Okay then. Shit or get off the pot
Show that you'll fight for your right to women
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:06 AM
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5. I would claim you
But I'd be terribly neglectful and just get you drunk of all of the time.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:39 AM
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14. beer and football...I can live with that
:D
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:49 AM
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15. As long as I don't have to join in the football
I just plain don't understand American football (and dislike association football).

The other part I can just about cope with :beer:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:52 AM
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16. If you want to learn about American Football
I can tell you how it's played

It's pretty simple when you understand it

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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 05:40 AM
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22. I enjoy watching rugby
Which rather implies that I may well like it - I saw about 5 minutes of the Superbowl before falling asleep (remember that we're 5 hours ahead of Eastern here).

Being honest, I can't say that the sight of higly fit young men crammed into tight trousers is that unpleasant either. ;-)
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:17 PM
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36. I can live with that
Sounds okay to me.

(beer)
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:37 AM
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13. Isn't that the truth
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ffm172 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:08 AM
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6. I am here
Edited on Thu Apr-14-05 04:09 AM by ffm172
:hi: wouldn't want to let you all alone :)

how are you?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:18 AM
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8. Hallo, meine liebling
I knew you'd be around

I'm doing just fine. Thanks for asking

And how are you?
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ffm172 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:20 AM
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10. well of course I am a big fan of you
doing fine too.
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thecai Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:10 AM
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7. I'm Too Selfish
... to be a part of a stable. I don't like to share. I'm in your corner tho, and a huge fan.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:19 AM
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9. Glad to see you around, Sugar pie
Hugs and kisses
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thecai Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:24 AM
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11. OKAY, I'll Share
Since you got it like that! Hugs and kisses to you, too.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:25 AM
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12. Sharing is caring
And i've got plenty of love to share
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:56 AM
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17. what'z it pay?
hubby's got full bennies + gay friends
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 05:18 AM
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20. It pays in hugs and general affection, Honey Pie
:hug:

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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:35 AM
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23. so thrown in a pinch, doll, and we'll talk here & there
:hi:
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bopchick Donating Member (150 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 03:12 PM
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32. but what about your boyfriend?
what does he get?
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:16 PM
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35. that guy is all about freedom & liberty...
let it known. that boyfriend/hubby guy? he encourages me to be as free as he is capable of being and after having been together for some 3yrs now (screw my x, and my bullshit last boyfriend who couldn't discern between me, poppers, crack & under age boys) and after sharing tp, bed farts & baby back ribs i can tell you: this guys the real deal says we're married in the eyes of god. i've seen this guy 'working', he nearly hard rock stuffed my x after he kicked me in the ribs, broke two of my fingers cause i wouldn't give him the pin# on my atm card for fucking dope & then stole my sterling for 'the control thing'

yeah i know that too = buyer beware = i got 'my big girl pants' on

still :loveya: we'll still talk :pals:
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freebird1 Donating Member (377 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 05:13 AM
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18. I've become a MrScorpio fan club member.
:hi: and I'm straight, so add me to your newsletter, if you wish.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 05:16 AM
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19. I'll be honored to have you check out my newsletter
Whenever I get around to writing it.

But in the mean time I've got plenty of hugs to spare.

:hug:

There you go!
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freebird1 Donating Member (377 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 05:20 AM
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21. Thanks
:hug: I really needed that hug this morning !
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:48 AM
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24. OK OK OK OK OK OK OK.
I admit it. I am a devotee of MrScorpio. I enjoy the Scorpio love.

There. Is everyone happy?

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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 01:04 PM
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25. This club would be nothing without you, Baby Cakes
It's all good
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 04:01 PM
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34. ...
:hug:

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 01:05 PM
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26. Am I disqualified?
*pouty face*
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:54 PM
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28. Sugar Dumpling, you're a charter member
I need to teach you the new secret handshake sometime
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 01:07 PM
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27. me.
:hi:


memememememememememememememememememememememememememememememe




:D
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 02:55 PM
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29. Always, Sweety Pants
You are definitely in
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bopchick Donating Member (150 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 03:06 PM
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30. can i get in on this?
i'd love to join the mr scorpio harem.

:loveya:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 03:07 PM
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31. Oh yes, Baby Puddin'
You're in!

Here's your membership hug

:hug:
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bopchick Donating Member (150 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 03:18 PM
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33. thanks!
:woohoo:
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