I collect double phallic names!

[Bat Boy]

I'm not kidding. I really do.

Before I begin, this is not a sex thread. It's a language thread.

Here are the rules:

Both names must be clearly phallic.

The person has to actually exist. No invented people.

Here are a few of my favorites:

Dick Pole - Former pitching coach for the Cubs
Dick Johnson - Local newscaster
Blind Willie Johnson - Blues musician

And my all time favorite:

Peter O'Toole

[RandomKoolzip]

1. Doesn't really qualify, but....

In Nashville, I worked under a chef named Dick Pigg. It was hard to refrain from sniggering when asking to speak with him on the phone.

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2. there's a nascar racer named dick johnson

[MercutioATC]

11. I think you mean Dick Trickle

http://www.dicktricklefanclub.com/

Even funnier than Dick Johnson, if you ask me...

[Dogmudgeon]

3. Peter Gunn

He was a private dick, too.

--p!

[Bat Boy]

5. Good one!

Hadn't thought of that one.

[progmom]

4. again - not quite right, but...

there is a jazz pianist named Dick Hyman.

[mondo joe]

6. Well there's Dick Fallis

http://www.stumpranchonline.com/BirdsEyeView/RevBNLDavis/RichardFallis.htm

[Tom Kitten]

7. Oh, they have to be real...

I guess Woody Woodpecker is a rather limp reply, then...

[MrScorpio]

8. Richard Head, USAF General

You'd love this

http://www.llij.net/names.html

[Bat Boy]

13. That's a great list. n/t

[Strawman]

9. freshman year, in my dorm, on my same floor

There was a guy named Rod Cox.

[MercutioATC]

12. Along that same line there was a controller where I worked named

Harry Cox.

[WatchWhatISay]

10. My husbands actual name

John Cox.

And there are several more just like him in the phone book.

The funniest part is that occasionally someone, usually teenage girls, ask me how I spell my last name. And I have actually recieved mail addressed to "XXXXX Cocks".

Anyway, I did not name my son Peter.