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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-13-05 10:37 PM Original message |
Dumbest, most nonsensical joke you've ever heard |
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Q3JR4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-13-05 10:43 PM Response to Original message |
1. Uh huh... |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-13-05 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
2. Do you know what's brown and real sticky? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 04:11 PM Response to Reply #2 |
24. I love that one |
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thestatusquo (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-13-05 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
3. To deaf men on a train... |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-13-05 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
4. I believe we're off to a raucous start |
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xray s (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-13-05 11:27 PM Response to Original message |
5. My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Awful. |
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tammywammy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-13-05 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
6. An apple and orange are in a car accident. |
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maveric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-13-05 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
7. Monkey and an Elephant were in the shower. The monkey said.. |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-13-05 11:37 PM Response to Original message |
8. What's E.T. short for? |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-13-05 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
9. Why can't Helen Keller have children? |
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bilgewaterbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-13-05 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
10. Who is married to Mississippi? |
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Straight Shooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 12:49 AM Response to Reply #10 |
14. I love dumb jokes, and that's one of the best. |
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never cry wolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-13-05 11:56 PM Response to Original message |
11. What's the difference between a duck? |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 12:29 AM Response to Original message |
12. My brother came up with this one |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 12:34 AM Response to Original message |
13. If you sneeze on your arm |
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aePrime (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 12:54 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. I'm afraid only programmers will understand this |
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fleabert (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 01:23 AM Response to Original message |
16. wanna hear a dirty joke? |
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Spider Jerusalem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 01:27 AM Response to Original message |
17. George Bush speaking. |
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JohnnyCougar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 03:15 AM Response to Original message |
18. Two guys walked into a bar... |
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free_spirit82 (125 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 03:41 AM Response to Original message |
19. HeeHee |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 03:53 AM Response to Original message |
20. two word 'joke' |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
21. A Czech proverb popular just north of Waco |
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mark414 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
22. Descartes is sitting in a bar |
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Emops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 04:25 PM Response to Reply #22 |
27. On that note: |
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mark414 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 04:27 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. did you hear that George Berkeley died? |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
23. Shortest poem... titled: "Fleas" |
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dean_dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
25. All right, a little dated but stupid nonetheless. |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 11:29 PM Response to Reply #25 |
29. This sounds almost as convoluted... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-14-05 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
26. When birds fly in V-formation, one side of the V is always longer. Why? |
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