Wow, I went into a coma in 1993 and just woke up. Is Clinton still prez??

[Worst Username Ever]

So everything is still cool, right?

[Technowitch]

1. Go back to sleep, friend.

;)

[SmokingJacket]

2. Go back to sleep.

You don't wanna know.

[Mumble]

3. Do you by chance have a sister....

..by the name of Terri?

If you do....
Are you sitting down?

[redqueen]

4. No... go back into the coma...

trust me... just do it.

[Bullwinkle925]

5. Yes, he is. Has been appointed "President-for-life".

All world disputes have been settled. Jesus also made a drive-by.

Hope this helps.


:bounce:

[Worst Username Ever]

7. Wha? Why? What year is it?

Well, even if he is not prez, at least we're not at war. Could be worse!

[Sugar Smack]

6. Who's Clinton?

Love, Sunny von Bulow


:hi:

PS- what's this typewriter with a TV attached doing in my manse?
And where's the aspirin?

[Orsino]

8. Hit snooze. She's not President yet. n/t

[Lone Pawn]

9. Please go back to sleep.

Everything's fine. Just go back to sleep.

[Dukkha]

10. You need to be put under again

Let me assist you with this pillow over your face.
Trust me, you'll be better off.