it's my first morning away from istanbul

[chickenscratching]

:cry:

[MrModerate]

1. Heck, I've been away from Istanbul almost my entire life . . .

Except that period last year when I was working there.

But otherwise I'm clean.

[madinmaryland]

2. there once was a man from istanbul . . .

um, i don't think its appropriate for this forum.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Istanbul was Constantinople.

Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
Been a long time gone, Constantinople.
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks.

[chickenscratching]

4. you like

old style, or they might be giants cover?

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. I like to drink Old Style.

Not a fan of the Four Freshmen or the Four Lads or the Foul Kaisers or whoever did it originally, though.

[chickenscratching]

6. a little heileman's never hurt anybody

dont you mean the bodacious kaisers?

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. I mean the throbbing kaisers.

[chickenscratching]

8. excretion kaisers?

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Better them than the Sheisse Nazis who replaced them.

[chickenscratching]

10. you;re into sheisse videos arent you

tsk tsk!

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Yes.

And by "yes," I mean no.




Unless there are hard rolls involved.

[chickenscratching]

12. oh stop!

you're getting me way too excited

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Given your proclivities, I'd guess you mean to say "exited."