Favorite Housewife?

[matcom]

note: this poll was not meant to be skewed in ANY way :P

A)

B)

C)

D)

E)

[GOPisEvil]

1. Mrs. Matcom

:evilgrin:

:hide:

[matcom]

2. suckass

:P

[GOPisEvil]

3. Hehehehe...

*comment deleted*

:D

[matcom]

5. you forget

*I* do the cooking

[GOPisEvil]

7. I've been known to do some cooking of my own.

</intentional double entendre>

[Drifter]

4. who the hell are they ? ...

The only name I recognize is Teri Hatcher, and I would not have been able pick her out of the lot.

I'll take the wife I got. If she looked like one of these women, she most likely wouldn't be my wife.

Cheers
Drifter

[MemphisTiger]

6. Marcia Cross

She is too hot. I think she blows Eva Longoria away.

[Not Me]

14. Marcia's porcelain doll skin

adds to her air of perfection.

I am dying to see how she deals with the gay son.

[jakefrep]

26. I find her kinda creepy...

..I'm convinced she has dead bodies in the basement.

[meegbear]

8. Where's June Cleaver and Carol Brady?

[terrya]

12. Donna Reed was my favorite.

It's shocking that she wasn't included. :-(

[Bridget Burke]

9. If I could be a housewife...

(The others are a bit bland.)

[SarahB]

10. This poll is unfair!

Since I have a paying job now! Otherwise we all know who'd win this poll. :D

[Name removed]

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[imenja]

13. these results are so predictable

:boring:

[Dutch]

18. Does your finger EVER get tired from all the wagging?

:eyes:

[matcom]

19. lmao

:rofl:

[imenja]

62. sorry, my bad

should have realized I'd wandered into the nursery school.

[matcom]

63. sssssshhhhhh

its nap-time

[imenja]

61. WTF?

Is your sense of humor that bad?

Evidently I've left some sort of impression on you. Considering, however, that I have no idea who you are, I don't see why you need to occupy your time thinking about me, what I think, or how bad my attempts at humor are. I certainly have never wasted a moment thinking about you and see no reason why I ever should.

[bridgit]

15. model housewife

[yvr girl]

16. This survey isn't scientifically valid

Poor methods.

[matcom]

17. i disagree

how so? :P

[yvr girl]

20. I think your pictures might be skewing the results

That's all I'm saying.

[matcom]

21. i will have you know that ALL the pics were

selected TOTALLY at random and with absolutly NO "emotion"

therefore, this poll is 100% scientific

[yvr girl]

22. Just because you are not EMOTIONAL

(And I have my doubts on that score) Doesn't mean that others are as DISPASSIONATE.

[matcom]

25. you have DOUBTS?

that is just insulting :cry:

[yvr girl]

28. It's bad when a woman cries but

it's even worse when a man cries.

I'm sure you're fine. Mrs. Matcom has HARDLY stepped out on you at all.

[matcom]

29. when a man cries it means

he is sensitive.

i am a sensitive metro sexual

[yvr girl]

30. I know, I know - You're a delicate flower

[matcom]

32. but you knew that

all that time we spent cuddling in the alley behind that liquor store

[yvr girl]

34. The really sad thing...

You were my BEST. :cry:

I think I'll go kill myself.

[matcom]

35. of COURSE i was baby

they ALL say that :eyes:

[yvr girl]

36. That's all I am to you isn't it -

just a notch on your belt.

[matcom]

37. don't be silly

my belt isn't that long!

[yvr girl]

38. That's it! Who is your best friend in Boston.

I'm having a torrid affair with him while I'm there.

[matcom]

39. Mrs Matcom is my best friend

* i'll get the film *

[yvr girl]

40. Well alright, but I want your best male friend too

Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

[matcom]

41. but you have already HAD him

for he is TRULY my best friend :P

[yvr girl]

42. A different friend one that isn't

attached to you.

[matcom]

43. oh i see what you mean. well, that would HAVE to be

Remi

[yvr girl]

44. Grrr

Don't you know anyone who isn't limited to...erm...cannine style?

[matcom]

46. well, meegbear is a good friend

oops he is gay. sorry.

:rofl:

[yvr girl]

47. I think I might HATE you

[matcom]

48. not in front of our child please

it is sensitive too! (gets that from me)

[yvr girl]

49. You know when I drop the spawn off on your doorstep

Mrs. Matcom is going to kick your ass to the couch.

[matcom]

50. again?

but she will love me again when i sell our spawn on eBay!

(i'll make a fortune if it looks like the Virgin Mary (or a cheese sandwich))

[yvr girl]

51. If you sell our spawn and

don't share the profits with me - no smoked salmon for you, baby.

[matcom]

55. if it looks like a grilled cheese sammwich

all bets are off

[yvr girl]

56. So you only love your children if they're CUTE

or VALUABLE? You're a slut and a bastard.

[matcom]

57. cute? no

VALUABLE? only if they are shaped like a cheese sammwich

[Name removed]

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[matcom]

24. yes

for it does not discriminate :D

[jakefrep]

27. Nicolette Sheridan is my favorite...

...mostly because she engaged in simulated acts of Jungle Fever with Terrell Owens.

[Huckebein the Raven]

31. Am I the only one who has a thing for Bree ?

[MemphisTiger]

53. Bree fan here

[underpants]

33. Is Brenda Strong considered a official "Housewife"?

Is she still on the show?

If yes then I go with Brenda



http://www.brendastrong.com

[Ellen Forradalom]

45. Me

I'm plenty damned desperate, too.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

52. I voted Felicity Huffman, she oozes sex appeal without trying n/t

[MemphisTiger]

54. She's kind of the trailer trash on the street

[texas1928]

58. I don't know

Who makes the best bisquits and gravy?

[SOteric]

59. GOPisEvil

Hey, - he can cook, he cleans, he can even paint the ceiling.

[matcom]

60. is he #4?

i can't WAIT for him to get here! :bounce: