CAPTION W finally volunteering for something

[underpants]

[skip fox]

1. " . . . and when I was this high, I learned to fly a plane and then

I was a CEO and a owner of a baseball team, then governor and
now president. So when you grow up, you can do a lot of things
you can only read about when you're young. Even the stuff you
just read about to keep from cleaning your room and stuff. I know
you had a great education at West Point, but now's the . . ."

[skip fox]

2. Wow, underpants, we finally get to see how many people

actually look at the captions! A number of people have written
me in the past, saying that they always check the captions first
thing (like reading the newspaper's comics first) before going onto
LBN. Now it looks like that might be what a lot of people are doing!

Cool.

[underpants]

4. Yeah that's agood way to look at it

I guess it's good for a lot of people to see them. I feared the "viewed" count coming back as it sucks when you see how many people have looked at a thread and didn't find it worthy of a response.

See you in the funny papers.

[bobthedrummer]

3. "I swear on a stack of Korans, this high, the WMD are there"

:bounce:

[underpants]

5. By learning to read I learned how to pile horses**t this high

but of course we can always make the pie higher.

[cosmicdot]

6. Ready to read my lips? OK!! ... ready to learn the Bushita salute???

... OK!!! It's just a slight variation of the Nazi salute ... arm up ... and, then, extend your fingers out like this ... got it??? OK!!! Now, all together ...

[myomy]

7. ..and after a while, all that learnin will get you up to here some day

where I hope to be some day.:+

[Breezy du Nord]

8. he's saying,

"that's right folks, this kind orginazation has offered to teach me to read."

[Mr. Jinx]

9. "If y'all think I'll be funding education this much, guess again!"

[skip fox]

10. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick: