Should I be studying for my drug test tomorrow?

[Thor_MN]

I just got hired for a new job and have to take a drug test for the first time ever. Does anyone have notes that I can borrow? Is it mulptiple choice or fill in the blank? Do I need to get someone to drive me home afterward????


:)

[Patchuli]

1. All you have to do

is PEEEEEEEEEEE! I resent the intrusion of such degrading "tests." How long before that becomes mandatory of everyday citizens by this fascist government?

[Thor_MN]

2. Make me feel ancient that I haven't ever had to do one before

Also seems a little ridiculous since I've been working as a contractor at the company for over two years, but hey, I'm going to have benefits!!!! Vacation, holiday pay, insurance, hoo boy!!! I finally feel like I have a little bit of security back after more than three years of not know from one week to the next if I would have a source of income after that day.

[Patchuli]

10. Congrats on the job and bennies!

I totally understand how you feel about the insecurity being that I've been in that position before. It's unnerving not knowing if you are going to have a job, especially when it has nothing to do with you or your performance.

[Sandpiper]

3. Delete

[Spinzonner]

4. No, Fill-In-the-Cup

[eridani]

5. Drink lots of water

Take a B vitamin complex, and don't start collecting until you've peed the first few milliliters out

[orleans]

6. just smile and pee

(on second thought--better not smile too much)

[frogbison]

7. I feel it is really an intrusion

into one's life. What one does on one's own time is nobody's business. Unfortunately, the tests don't discern whether one is smoking a joint at work or on the weekend with friends.

[Left Is Write]

8. If someone has to drive you home...

...you probably failed it. ;)

[khashka]

9. It's fill in the blank

but you can't really cram for this one without ODing.

All I can say is if you had applied yourself rather than sitting around not smoking pot, you wouldn't be in this mess now. Slacker.

Khash.