Oh lordy! Someone let M.A.T.C.O.M. near the spandex again!

[GregW]

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. The mind boggles.

Who knew that they collected beans 'n franks? ;-)

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Uh, I don't quite know how to put this, but I think

GOPisEvil got a bit ripped off in that Photoshop!

[Richardo]

3. I haven't seen that many packages since Christmas Eve....

:spray:

[SarahB]

4. My condolences to David.

:(

[LynneSin]

8. According to Salon, there is help for David: Slow Squash Jelqs

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2005/04/12/salvini/index.html

[SarahB]

10. Yeah, there's even an operation.

Something about removing a sub-testicular ligament to lengthen things, but none of it works on girth dammit. :(

I'd better shut up now before I get into trouble. :blush:

[fob]

5. I "see" that he...uh... leans left

[Bouncy Ball]

6. Edited

[Amaya]

7. Matcom has... uhhh... some package there

:wow:

[GOPisEvil]

9. REBUTTAL!!!!

[SarahB]

11. Ok, that's better.

:thumbsup:

[GOPisEvil]

13. I'm beginning to think Greg has it in for me!

:scared:

:P

[GregW]

12. BWAAA HAAA HAA HAAAA HAAA HA HAAAAA

:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

Touche!

[LynneSin]

14. Personally I think he's stuffing it in that shot

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

15. No more than this guy...

Oh wait...

[BikeWriter]

16. ACK!

[uppityperson]

17. hmmm, puts truth to the rumor that the left one is usually lower.

[matcom]

18. once again, i THINK it is obvious who is KING of M.A.T.C.O.M.!!!!

BBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

so, who wants some man-meat tonight!!

:rofl:

[yvr girl]

19. Slut

[matcom]

20. that would be.....

slut bitch to YOU! :P

[yvr girl]

22. Next thing you'll be wanting me to call MASTER

or something.

[matcom]

23. "Master"?

no

"LOLA"

yes

[Fenris]

21. Looks like your hiding a Kielbasa in there!

:o

(Which fits, since the original is of a Polish cycling team)

[Mrs.Matcom]

24. Paaleeeeezzzz!

give me a break! I know the truth!

[yvr girl]

25. You really should write a Tell All book

[Mrs.Matcom]

26. Hahaha

It would only have 3 pages! Don't think that would make me rich. I will tell you all about him when we see you in a couple weeks! Make sure you bring your camera! So you can take pictures of him passed out after you drink him under the table!

[matcom]

27. HEY!!!!

you are SUPPOSED to be on MY side here! :cry:

[Mrs.Matcom]

28. Oops!

I got carried away, sorry! I still love you! :loveya:

[yvr girl]

29. Can I put make-up on him when he's passed out?

It should look really good, cause I'll be a bit sloshed myself.

[LynneSin]

34. I dare you to shave his eyebrows

:bounce:

[yvr girl]

35. Done

But I'm only going to shave one.

[LynneSin]

37. Even better - please take pictures

Pretty please - I'll send you some Tastykakes if you do!!

[yvr girl]

38. Don't know what a tastykake is but

I'll do it just cause you asked so nicely. Heck, I'll do it just for the pure pleasure of it.

[LynneSin]

40. Ask David what Tastykakes are - he'll be your humble servant for one

:D

Especially the Butterscotch Krimpets

[yvr girl]

42. And here I thought he was already my humble servant.

Any other mischief I can do in Boston for you?

[LynneSin]

43. Not really - have fun for me!!

:hi:

I have other obligations this weekend :cry: or I would be there myself

[yvr girl]

47. I so wish this was the bunnysuit weekend

Can I at least spray Febreeze on Pitt for you?

[LynneSin]

48. I'll send a bottle of Febreeze up with Jimmy Jazz along with the tequilla

and maybe even a pair of bunny ears

[yvr girl]

49. And a tail. Don't forget the tail.

So can a girl with some bunny ears and a bottle of tequilla have a good time in Boston?

[GregW]

30. The truth about ... well ... you know ...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. Now that's just wrong

[SoCalDem]

32. Ever wonder why he goes to Mexico all the time?? His "other" job

[matcom]

33. but look at my TAN!!

:bounce:

[SoCalDem]

36. the shoes are cool too

:P

[matcom]

39. what? not ONE WORD???

regarding my GLOVE?

[GregW]

41. That's not a camel-toe ...

It's a camel-foot!

[SoCalDem]

45. more like a bundt cake

:)

[GregW]

44. Might as well get these oldies out of the way as well ...

[Zomby Woof]

50. Has Skinner seen that top one??

:D

[LynneSin]

46. I had no idea what Cameltoe was until I met GregW

seriously!!

[driver8]

51. Looks like a butcher shop -- all that sausage...

WTF?? Guys...have some self respect. Ever hear of a little thing called an "athletic supporter"? You may want to consider it.