I am NOT eeeeeeeeevil...

[Dookus]

I am pure sunshine and light. I am a unicorn foal frolicking in a meadow. I am a poop-less puppy dog.

I am pure and unstained and the embodiment of love. I make the Dalai Lama look like a goombah hit-man.

I'm a good boy.

[autorank]

1. .................. (whatever that means)

:rofl:

[bridgit]

2. you bet'cha, and my farts smell like...

kitten whiskers, so you know i can relate

[tuvor]

3. "poop-less"???

What's the asshole for, then?

[Dookus]

5. for talking out of...

duh!

[tuvor]

8. *smacks forehead*

Of course!

[KitchenWitch]

4. But does your ass have a rainbow painted around it?

:rofl:

[Dookus]

6. painted? no

it's a tattoo. Looks like the tunnel leading into Marin County. the rainbow, that is, not the size.

[jeff30997]

7. Latest breaking news: You are evil !

[kenny blankenship]

9. Unicorn foals...

are whelped by the Devil, like other monsters, Leviathan, and Geryon, and they sucketh the hind tit of the Great Whore of Babylon!

Don't tell me you're not Eeville! I am washed in the Blood of the Ham. Saintly showers of Ham juice justify my ways and give me the power to cast out deemuns and census takers.

[Dookus]

10. dude...

you're harshing my evillessness.