Hey! Jimmy Jazz!

[Wat_Tyler]

"You created a message thread talking about you knowing Wang Chung (random non-sequitur) If you know them can you name a few people that worked for them? I give you one name but the others I will hold back. The name game will find out if you actually know them. Let's go back to 1985...Damn you must be as old as I am. Let's start with a guy by the name of Steven, no maybe Sid - or Lionel.... He was Wang Chung's tour manager. It's a food item honey and its not on any albums so don't blow the dust off of your records to find the name out. Ok, let me give you the first name of the road manager Dave, which is not too common. (Hurry, look it up on the internet) Tell me what both of them looked like. Hint here honey, I use to share a prison cell with one of them. So, lets get to this point. If you know them then I must have met you. LOL

Now, lets get to Kylie Minogue. I doubt if you slept with her. Reasons are out there and I would say it has something to do with "out there". Ok, now can you name Kylie's tour manager? Again, if you met them then I must know you. But, it depends on when you met them because I was in High School at one point. What did Corey Hart's wife look like? What did Corey Feldman like to do on his day off. Come on time is running out and I want you to answer some of the questions.

Do you have a "I met the band" picture? Are you a, here it comes, the dreaded road word, "groupie"? You didn't get "two coffee's to go on the LaToya and Tito Jackson's Crap Jacksons '87 tour did you? Your not ugly so I don't think that they would have tossed you out at the truck stop. Tell everyone your road stories. I would love to hear them! "
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[greatauntoftriplets]

1. That old deja vu is coming back at me....

:evilgrin:

[Wat_Tyler]

2. Ack. You just never got over being dumped by 80's one hit wonder, Rockwell

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. Ahem. That was Level 42, remember?

[Wat_Tyler]

4. Ah! The slap bass.

Who could have known that was due to a strange sexual disorder.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. Who?????

:hide:

[Wat_Tyler]

7. Oh, don't pretend you don't know honey LOL!

Who's watching
Tell me who's watching
Who's watching me

I'm just an average man with an average life
I work from 9 to 5, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone, in my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the Twilight Zone? and...

I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me, is it just a dream

When I come home at night
I bang the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Or can the people on TV see me, or am I just paranoid?
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!
People say I'm crazy, just a little touch
But maybe showers remind me of "Psycho" too much
That's why...

I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me?

Who's watching me
I don't know anymore!
Are the neighbours watching me?
Who's watching
Well is the mailman watching me?
Tell me who's watching
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now
Who?
The IRS?!

I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me is it just a dream
I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Oooh, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me, can it be?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Can I have my privacy
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me?

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Are the paranoids after you???

:scared:

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. They are after me....

And they are armed with Coconut Ice cream and tales of Iggy's sausage!

[greatauntoftriplets]

25. If the paranoids are after you, you had better.....

:hide:

[Elidor]

5. Popcorn!

:popcorn: This should be good.

[Name removed]

9. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Ha! The "locking" message was deleted!

Is there a feud going on between moderators? ;)

[JimmyJazz]

13. No - skinner was kind enough to unlock it after I asked him in ATA!

Are you the only person here who doesn't read ATA? :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. I do sometimes.

I just thought it would be far funnier to raise the spectre of a mod feud than be all serious about it.

Buzzkill. :eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

10. I'm sorry for the slow response! I was busy listening to my

entire collection of Wang Chung cd's, including the 12 bootlegs I picked up while in Japan in 1986. Okay, what was the question?

And you know damn well Kylie Minogue is not my type - I'm much more of a Debbie Gibson fan! And, Corey Feldman was absolutely the dreamiest in the Lost Boys! Oh yummy.

I can't remember the names of road managers and tour guides because...well, because I am a stoned slacker with serious memory issues.

And, this post proves that I was where I said I was because I said I was there and so there :silly:

Everybody Wang Chung Tonight! :D

[progmom]

16. wang chung actually played 12 live shows?

who knew?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

17. I dunno. I made that up. Apparently, I'm a pathological liar!

:D

[progmom]

21. I'd always suspected that about you.

You've made up this whole JimmyJazz persona just to get me to join your multi-level marketing scheme, haven't you?

[Wat_Tyler]

32. Nah, it's because she's a failed singer/musician/actress/comedy writer

who suffers from OMD.

[Susang]

19. But they did!

I even met them once! :D

<but I didn't sleep with any of them, I swear!>

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. You didn't *sleep* with them.

There was very little sleeping being done that night. ;)

edit: why do you think you weren't invited to the birthday party? I didn't want to catch "chung." :scared:

[Susang]

23. But you have no problems with *wang*, so I hear

At least that's what Brian said. :hide:

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. That's exactly what I don't want to get any chung on.

:o

[Worst Username Ever]

15. Ok, I'll bite.

Somebody please explain this to me.

[JimmyJazz]

18. What's to explain? I'm a Wang Chung fan! The biggest, evah!

I still have Wang Chung posters on my bedroom walls and I listen to their albums every night! (btw - they did have more than one, didnt they?)


Actually, it's a play off something someone posted about me, calling me out for my claiming to have met the Clash and the Who.

[miss_kitty]

26. so-uh-

are you going to Wang Chung tonight?

Who the Fuck called you out over that?

[JimmyJazz]

27. oh you are going to LOVE this one!

it is fuggin' rich! :D

[miss_kitty]

28. I don't get people

what is it to her anyway? :puke: :eyes: :crazy: :silly: :wtf: :freak: :dunce: :nopity: :boring: :wow: :scared: :thumbsdown: :kick: :shrug: :tinfoilhat: :hide: :rofl:

Edited to add:

[JimmyJazz]

29. I think you should just add the little guy doing "the butt"

to your sig line :D

[miss_kitty]

30. check this out:

http://www.b00mb0x.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4

scroll down

[JimmyJazz]

20. Pssssst!

[Wat_Tyler]

31. Backatchababe.

[JimmyJazz]

33. Shouldn't that be called "Wang Chung -

Greatest hit?"

[Wat_Tyler]

34. Pretty much. Did I ever tell you of my theory that Wang Chung and

The Fixx are the same band?

[greatauntoftriplets]

35. And does this mean Wang Chung got Fixxed?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

36. I have no idea, but I got hit again today!

:D I have arrived!

[greatauntoftriplets]

37. Aren't we the lucky ladies????

We are so damn popular that I am going to :blush: and toss my goldilocks (okay, dark blonde).

Would you believe there are people who actually think my Bobby Sands avatar is a photo of me? For one thing, Bobby is dead. The second, he was a he. I <checking> certainly am not.

:eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

38. I lost my password or I would have pointed out that

it's Townshend, not Townsend and it's Kosmo, not Cosmo - you would think she would have known that one since she apparently lived with the guy :D

But, what do I know. :shrug:

[greatauntoftriplets]

39. As little as I know about 1980s music.....

Even I know that it's Townshend....though he was around much earlier than the 1980s.

I'm still hung up on the folk rock hippie era.... Gimme Donovan anytime.

[JimmyJazz]

40. You probably also knew Keith Moon wasn't the Who's drummer

in 1982 since he died in 1978 -- it makes those personal appearances a bit difficult, you know! :o

[greatauntoftriplets]

41. I knew Moon wasn't the Who's drummer....

but not the year he died. So inconvenient to have to resurrect oneself and come back.

[JimmyJazz]

42. Yes, but someone who worked for the band should be aware of

these minor details like who is alive and who isn't...

I'm gonna get it, aren't I?

[greatauntoftriplets]

43. We both are....

Let's :hide:

[JimmyJazz]

44. I'm bolting, babe!

[Wat_Tyler]

45. This is all because you suffer from OCB, isn't it?

[dolo amber]

46. I thought it was OMD?

But then again, we ALL suffer from that, don't we? :cry:

[Wat_Tyler]

48. Yes.

Yes we do.

[greatauntoftriplets]

52. And we are all Will Pitt.

O8)

[dolo amber]

65. *I'M* not Will Pitt

He smells of cabbage. x(

[JimmyJazz]

47. What is OCB? Or shouldn't I have asked?

[Wat_Tyler]

49. I don't know.

Weren't they that one-hit-wonder Maori band who had a hit with 'How Bizarre?'.

[JimmyJazz]

50. Oh good grief! How in the world would I know that?

:o

[Wat_Tyler]

51. Maybe it has something to do with Off Track Betting?

[JimmyJazz]

53. I have A LOT of vices, darling, but gambling isn't one of them.

;)

[greatauntoftriplets]

54. Think I will acquire an SAM....

:nuke:

[Wat_Tyler]

55. I have Miami Vice.

Locked up in my basement, with Pete Townshend.

[JimmyJazz]

56. ...and Kosmo Vinyl?

:o

[Wat_Tyler]

58. No. Cosmo Vinyl.

A real Clash fan would know that. }(

[JimmyJazz]

59. Wrong 'em Boyo

We've been through this already - It's Kosmo - trust me.

[Wat_Tyler]

60. I know it is - I was referencing our chef friend.

[Left Is Write]

57. Once again...

I've been living in the land of the oblivious where JimmyJazz is concerned.

I seem to miss everything important that subsequently leads to threads I don't get!

[JimmyJazz]

61. Remind me in the morning to tell you!

I'm going to bed and it's a LONG, LONG story!

[greatauntoftriplets]

62. I already did.....

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

63. Thanks, cutie!

:yourock:

[greatauntoftriplets]

64. You're welcome....

;)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

66. Go and smoke some crack lik ethe person you plagiarized this from!