Hijack This Thread

[SOteric]

And leave all those civilised threads alone!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Monday - On Molto Mario!

Spring Harvest
Artichoke Pie: Sformato di Caciofi
Pappardelle with Ricotta: Pappardelle con Ricotta
Shanks Sicilian-Style: Costolette Siciliane

4:30pm ET

[SOteric]

3. I hope it's

homemade pappardelle!

[GOPisEvil]

4. On Molto Mario??

Gasp! Perish the thought!

Mario makes his own pasta. You've certainly purchased items from his father's salumeria there in Seattle.

[SOteric]

10. No. Not-so-much

My father is an importer/distributor of fine and gourmet food items to restaurants, delis and shops. Chances are better than average his dad's salumeria purchases from my dad.

[GOPisEvil]

14. Well slap me nekkid and hide my clothes...

...the things I learn here.

[SOteric]

18. And

my sister-in-law grew up in Japan. :7

[GOPisEvil]

23. Oh, um, well...

...I cannot have a sister-in-law, as I have no siblings...and I am not married...

My family is a delightful mixture of midwestern white trash and Japanese. :7

[SOteric]

25. My brother

married a young woman from Kyoto. My nephew is named Vincenzo Hiroyoshi. I call him Vinnie-Hiro. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

27. Hmmm...Italian and Japanese...hmmmm

Are they always on time like the trains? :spank:

Yet another item on the list of things that are sending me to Hell...

[SOteric]

29. And who in their right mind

would put miso paste in a bagna cauda?

[GOPisEvil]

30. Do sardines make good sushi?

:shrug:

[SOteric]

33. !

I might have to find out... Certainly anchovies can.

[GOPisEvil]

34. Have vermicelli and ramen noodles been spotted together?

I think one's just a fried version of the other. :sherlockholmes:

[SOteric]

36. OhYeah.

That's old news, except when the vermicelli are made from buckwheat.

[GOPisEvil]

37. Buckwheat???

Personally, I prefer Alfalfa. ;-)

[SOteric]

38. Did you hear Buckwheat converted to Islam?

Changed his name to Kareem O. Wheat.

[GOPisEvil]

40. Ack...once again I lay wounded...

...skewered by your rapier wit! :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

59. As wounded as I lay, with my painful tooth???

I just had to come up here and try to hijack this part of the thread as well...


Is pasta good for toothaches???

[SOteric]

61. Well, it won't make a toothache

any worse...

[ForrestGump]

63. It can if you don't cook it first

[SOteric]

64. I don't think that's what she meant by "good"

:eyes:

[ForrestGump]

68. So does it have more fiber when it's not cooked?

It's got to. I just know it. :P

[northofdenali]

2. Just when did Arnie decide (isn't he married to a Kennedy?) to be

an asshole instead of an actor?

Or we can always do cats. Done any cats lately, SO?

[SOteric]

5. Well, he's always been

a loud & out there Republican. The bigger question might be what was Maria thinkin'..?

I've got two cute little kitties, who are currently crapped out on my bed.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Check out the 2005 Mustang! Kewl..isn't it?

[MoonGod]

7. Looks kinda like a Cadillac to me...

...but I can see where they're making an effort to return to the classic ('60s) Mustang styling.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. Yep. It has that muscle car look - here's the dash

[GOPisEvil]

8. That's not a kit?!?!?!

I know you can buy the retro Mustang kits for late models, but Ford is MAKING THAT?!?! *drool*

Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of driving (or flying) out to LA. Might do some job hunting...:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. Yeah it looks bad! It's a concept car but looks like that's the one

great! Keep me posted on when you are planning to be here! :D We'll go cruisin'.

[GOPisEvil]

17. I'll keep you posted...

...gotta work out the "when", the "how long", and the "how much"...but it's an idea I've been playing with for a bit. Getting a little tired of the Bushit here in Shrubland...

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. My brothers both live in LA, one in Hollywood, one in Silverlake...

We were just out in June for a visit. Kind of funny story. We're on the beach, all of us in bathing suits, cept for my beloved, who always (I mean always, okay cept for bedtime) wears pants and long sleeves. There he is in his black jeans and a white oxford...in the surf and the sand...

Hey, I'm getting the hang of the highjack idea...

[SOteric]

11. Awesome!

Don't be putting any dents in the hood just yet, mmmkay?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. Oh but I WANT to!!

Can't drive an unchristened car. Call me superstitious.

[SOteric]

19. I understand, but

it just seems like it would be such a shame to dent the hood.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Maybe my hood

wears it like a badge of honor.

[SOteric]

31. I'm

sure it would.

[ForrestGump]

16. It's the Barbiemobile!

New, from Mattel!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. No WAY! It's a little too butch to be Barbie. THIS is Barbie

[ForrestGump]

42. No Way! That's like a Bond, James Bond. THIS is Barbie

To scale, too. :scared:



And for Dominatrix Barbie:

[SOteric]

43. Where is it you find such gifs

and where will you when Penthouse closes it's doors?

[ForrestGump]

50. It takes a lot of research, by the entire Gump archival crew

And it looks like I'll go back to scouring back issues of Reader's Digest and the like for now.

[SOteric]

52. One is forced to wonder

how well you'd do at putting together a pictorial of hunky dudes.

[ForrestGump]

56. Okay

[ForrestGump]

57. Equal time for SOteric (straight dudes....avert your eyes!!)

There...happy?! HAPPY!!!???!!!

[SOteric]

58. Oh My Yessss!

[ForrestGump]

60. I just hope you appreciate what it took out of me to do that..........

On second thought, the one with the little beige number is a real.....NO! NO! I hear show tunes! Help! There's no place like home....there's no place like home......

[SOteric]

62. You're a hero, Forrest

And if all else fails, we'll get you a date with the guy in beige.

[ForrestGump]

65. I'ma New York sandwich? Okay. I might have to get me one of them

No, not the sandwich....and not the dude, but his lace-up panties. I like that. Makes it pretty easy to get your knickers in a knot, though.

[SOteric]

66. Yes, but

what a knot!

[ForrestGump]

67. I could choose now to mention the bit about the rabbit

going around the tree trunk and down the hole, but that could be misconstrued and judged as poor taste. And we sure want to avoid that in this forum.

May all such knots that your bouncing heart desires prove to be Gordian. Unless you don't want them to.

[SOteric]

69. No... 'cuz we're all Boy Scouts and

Sunday School teachers. :7

[Rick Myers]

70. Looks like a bar of soap!

[ForrestGump]

20. I'd like to teach the world to sing

zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-day......

This means something. I know it.


(is this how you hijack a thread? I wouldn't know)

Okay, then.

Turn this thread around and take me to the topless beaches of Saint Kitts, that I might gaze upon small-breasted Europen women in thongs. Long live the glorious revolution!

News at Eleven.

[SOteric]

26. Ahhhh, Forrest...

turning over a new fig-leaf.


"(is this how you hijack a thread? I wouldn't know)"

As. If.

[ForrestGump]

44. Not. Even.

And be careful with that fig leaf, please.

[SOteric]

46. Are you

afraid it'll fall subject to a hoe?

[ForrestGump]

54. No, I'm afraid that it won't

One man's hoe is another man's garden implement. Figgers.

[kixot]

21. oooh, ooooh, mista Kotta!

[SOteric]

28. Who was your favourite Sweathog?

Horschak?

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. Okay, so I suck at thread hijacking....

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :smoke: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

41. Naah I think you're getting the hang of it

:evilgrin: So what's up with the tooth?

[ScreamingMeemie]

45. It is being pulled out on Monday...

I am running a bit of a low grade temp,so I consulted with the Dr. and dentist...and we figure it is for the best. I have trouble with white blood cells, and fighting off infection. Like someone said on the other thread, I'll be going for the Audrey Hepburn look...Can't wait for Monday tho, I'm tired of the headache...Thanks for asking

:7 :hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

47. Glad you are getting it handled while hijacking this thread

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

48. Thank you, although I am worried that I will look like a lopsided Audrey

Hepburn, what with having a molar on the other side and all....Hmmm, do you think they would do a two for one???

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

51. Bet they would since they are already in there!

But assymetry can be quite intriguing sometimes

[ScreamingMeemie]

53. Ahhhhhh, the sweet vanity that comes with dental work...

Laughing gas has never worked for me....

[SOteric]

49. I was going to mention

what a fine job you both are doing of hijacking this thread.

[ScreamingMeemie]

55. Why thank you, mighty kind of you...

And it's making my headache feel all the more better while I contemplate getting up in 3 and a half hours...

What fun! :7

[MGKrebs]

35. ..and don't call me shirley.

[SOteric]

39. Well.

It's a look.