Celebrity Deathmatch: Black Sabbath vs. Simple Plan

[SmileyBoy]

Now, this one is a toughie...:D

In this corner, we have:



And in this corner, we have:



Who would win (by killing the other)??

[SmileyBoy]

1. Who the HELL voted for Simple Plan???

I want ANSWERS, people!!!

[Nevernose]

2. Oh boy. "Pop-punking their way to the top"

Give me liberty, or give me Sabbath (or at least their first two albums). Failing that, at least give me punk that ain't "pop." Where are you, Jello and Zack, now that we need you the most?

[hippiepunk]

7. I want my punk back!

[Midnight Rambler]

3. No contest

Tony Iommi would just play one sludgy riff and their little teenybopper heads would explode from the sheer power of his guitar.

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Tony Iommi could take those bitches all by his lonesome.

[MrScorpio]

5. Simple Plan is great at posing

When Satan rises from the depths of the flaming abyss and suck to out their vapid souls, we'll see how long their poses last.

[coloradodem2005]

6. I think....

....I'm going to go with Simple Plan.


NOT!!!!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Ozzy could take them all on by himself!

And then he would bite their heads off. :evilgrin:

[autorank]

9. SIMPLE PLAN, suckers. I'm not ashamed to say it, I PROCLAIM IT!

:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:Read this Godless heathen, children of the Korn...:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)God’s Simple Plan of SalvationO8)O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)

My Friend: I am asking you the most important question of life. Your joy or your sorrow for all eternity depends upon your answer. The question is: Are you saved? It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you are a church member, but are you saved? Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die?

God says in order to go to Heaven, you must be born again. In John 3:7, Jesus said to Nicodemus, “Ye must be born again.”

In the Bible God gives us the plan of how to be born again which means to be saved *but not Black Sabbath*. His plan is simple! You can be saved today. How?

First, my friend, you must realize you are a sinner. “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23).

Because you are a sinner, you are condemned to death *i.e., Black Sabbath*. “For the wages of sin is death” (Romans 6:23). This includes eternal separation from God in Hell *all of you + Black Sabbath*.

“ . . . it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment” (Hebrews 9:27).

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Simple Plan makes me ashamed to be Canadian

And to be a fan of punk music, for that matter. I know they aren't punk, or anywhere even close for that matter, but your average moron doesn't realize that.

Way too many time's I've said "I listen to a lot of punk" and people would respond, "eww, you mean stuff like Simple Plan?"

[AntiCoup2K4]

11. I have no fucking idea who Simple Plan is

But they look like bigger posers than Blink 182 and Good Charlotte combined. And isn't that JimmyJeff Gannonguckert on the left?