I want to know your Dubious Talents

[yvr girl]

I can stick both of my big toes straight up and then bend them in half.

What can you do?

[alittlelark]

1. I can touch both index fingers to their respective wrist.... try it!

[yvr girl]

5. Foreword or backward?

[alittlelark]

22. foreward.

[SarahB]

2. That's personal.

[MrScorpio]

3. Let's say when I'm done with my "subject"..

A quivering mass is an understatement

[RetroLounge]

4. I can lick my eyebrows.

:evilgrin:

RL

[SarahB]

7. Hi!

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

12. Back at you...

:hi:

RL

[snowbear]

8. LOL....

Have you ever used that as a pick-up line? :spray:

[RetroLounge]

11. Works every time!

:hi:

RL

[barb162]

18. you're joking, right?

[RetroLounge]

37. Would I kid you?

RL

[flamingyouth]

6. I can go from standing pose into a full backbend in yoga

I just perfected this a few weeks ago. :)

[yvr girl]

9. Can you stand back up again without

bringing your bum down?

[flamingyouth]

46. With help

:D

[barb162]

17. my back hurts

[alittlelark]

23. I've been doing that for 32 years!

...but can you kick over!?

PS - not yoga, just gymnastics.

[dhinojosa]

10. I can vote republican if I wanted to....

but such a thing can cause great harm to our country, so I never do it.

[MnFats]

13. I'm a Hootchie-Cootchie man! I'm spelled "M.....A.....N"

(ok, with apologies to Muddy Waters....)

Ooooooh, yeah, ooh, yeah

Everythin', everythin', everythin's gonna be alright this mornin'
Ooh yeah, whoaw
Now when I was a young boy, at the age of five
My mother said I was, gonna be the greatest man alive
But now I'm a man, way past 21
Want you to believe me baby,
I had lot's of fun
I'm a man
I spell mmm, aaa child, nnn
That represents man
No B, O child, Y
That mean mannish boy
I'm a man
I'm a full grown man
I'm a man
I'm a natural born lovers man
I'm a man
I'm a rollin' stone
I'm a man
I'm a hoochie coochie man

Sittin' on the outside, just me and my mate
You know I'm made to move you honey,
come up two hours late
Wasn't that a man
I spell mmm, aaa child, nnn
That represents man
No B, O child, Y
That mean mannish boy
I'm a man
I'm a full grown man
Man
I'm a natural born lovers man
Man
I'm a rollin' stone
Man-child
I'm a hoochie coochie man
The line I shoot will never miss
When I make love to a woman,
she can't resist
I think I go down,
to old Kansas Stew
I'm gonna bring back my second cousin,
that little Johnny Cocheroo
All you little girls,
sittin'out at that line
I can make love to you woman,
in five minutes time
Ain't that a man
I spell mmm, aaa child, nnn
That represents man
No B, O child, Y
That mean mannish boy
Man
I'm a full grown man
Man
I'm a natural born lovers man
Man
I'm a rollin' stone
I'm a man-child
I'm a hoochie coochie man
well, well, well, well
hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
Don't hurt me, don't hurt me child
don't hurt me, don't hurt, don't hurt me child
well, well, well, well

[Midnight Rambler]

14. Actually, you're a Mannish Boy

If you were a Hoochie Coochie man, then the Gypsy woman'd tell your mother, before you were born, that she had a boy child comin' whose gonna be a sonofagun.

Even so, do you make pretty wimmens jump and shout? So the world wanna know what this all about?


:yourock:

[MnFats]

21. No, you're wrong here...

I'm a full grown man
Man
I'm a natural born lovers man
Man
I'm a rollin' stone
I'm a man-child
I'm a hoochie coochie man
well, well, well, well

[Midnight Rambler]

25. Well...

I was thinking of the song Hoochie Coochie Man. Your's is Mannish Boy. They both got that same line in them though.

[MnFats]

29. yes! I saw him play both!

at the old Union Bar in n.e. mpls.
what a show!!! we had great seats, too.
sadly the Union is now a Christian coffeehouse. Nothin' against Christian coffeehouses, but given the history of the place...

[barb162]

15. I can put my shoulders out of joint and it doesn't hurt a bit. When I

tell people I can do this they never believe me till I demonstrate and then they ususally yell: DOESN'T THAT HURT?????

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. OK, yvr girl, I'm game!

I can wiggle my ears, but not one at a time! And I can raise my right eyebrow by itself!

:hi:

[yvr girl]

19. I tried to teach myself to wiggle my ears by the same method I used

to bend my toes - it didn't work. I don't think I was drunk enough.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

20. This is not something I actually taught myself!

I did work on it after I found that I had tendencies in that direction! We gotta use our talents, you know! heheheh

[DBoon]

24. I can flair my nostrils!

does that count?

[Schema Thing]

26. I can let ice fall out of my mouth as I'm talking to you..

... and catch it in a glass held at my waist.

Hey, you said dubious.

[progmom]

27. I'm really amazinly good at killing threads.

It's a talent I have yet to find a good use for, but there you have it. Threadkiller, extraordinare.

[yvr girl]

32. I think I know what you can do with that talent

I'll get back to you.

Hold on.

[yvr girl]

34. Ok. What do you think? I hope you get the job.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=120&topic_id=33337&mesg_id=33337

[progmom]

43. You are a dorkette!!

:loveya:

[yvr girl]

44. I think you should talk salary

And fringe benefits.

[Longgrain]

38. You're no match for me, I kill my own threads quite often...

Sometimes just by posting them in the first place.

[Ladyhawk]

28. I can move my eyes back and forth very rapidly. n/t

[ralps]

30. I can wiggle my fingers and make my knuckles crack

:shrug: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Spider Jerusalem]

31. I can sound stone-cold sober...

while drunk and drugged out of my mind (which has been useful on a few occasions).

[Redstone]

42. So I'm not the only one who can do that...

Let's get together some time and amaze people.

Redstone

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. I can cross one eye and have the other look straight.

I can do this with both eyes too. :7

[yvr girl]

35. Careful, you face might freeze like that.

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. Too late.

:silly:

[DistressedAmerican]

39. I Can Move My Scalp Back And Forth On My Head Though Muscle Control Alone

Really, It freaks people out to watch it. We're talking about over an inch of movenent front to back.

Look Ma No Hands!

[bertha katzenengel]

40. I can juggle three items of various weights and sizes. . . . i.e.,

a bowling ball, an egg, and an M&M.

[catbert836]

41. Well, I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

I also have excellent nunchuck skills, and have recieved Ninja training from the (Canadian) government.

[Maine-ah]

45. I can touch my tongue to my nose.