Help me finish writing this song, ok?

[Bouncy Ball]

I love my kitty cat,
she is a Democrat,
because she's smart like that.

I love my kitty cat,
she is not very fat,
because she only eats
cat foooooood.

I love my kitty cat,
she does the skitty scat
which is a cool dance
on my head.

I love my kitty cat,
she is all that
and a bag of chips.

I love my kitty cat,

(and I'm stuck here)

[chickenscratching]

1. first

i cannot believe you put in 'all that and a bag of chips'

i have no pity for your inability to finish this song
:nopity:

:evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Um.

Fuck you?

:evilgrin:

;-)

[chickenscratching]

8. oh it's on

no, fuck YOU, moustachio.

:argh: <----- see that? that monitor was your HEAD!!!!!!! EAT ME!


:)

[crispini]

3. I love my kitty cat

Her paws go pitty pat
When she runs across the floor.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Oh that's GREAT!

Ok that's my next verse.

P.S. I actually sing this song to her. So now I have a new verse to sing. I sing it to her to annoy the crap out of her. Get her back for sleeping on my head and puking in my shoes and shit.

[keithjx]

5. How about

I love my kitty cat,
she hates the laundr-o-mat,
especially the rinse cycle.

??
KJ

[crispini]

6. LOL!

[Bouncy Ball]

7. THat is a keeper.

Especially because the last line doesn't quite go with the first two. I look for that, as you can see. Thanks, another verse!

[keithjx]

9. Once in a while

I have a hit! Kinda like George on Seinfeld. THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT!

KJ

[havocmom]

10. I love my kitty cat

she wears a wide brim hat
and totes a sword

[Bouncy Ball]

13. Just absurd enough to be fitting, thank you!

[havocmom]

19. my kitten has that same, sweet expression as Puss 'n Boots on Shrek II

you know, the one with the puddle eyes, just before he kills people.

The dog named her Spike.

[the Princess]

11. I love my Kitty Cat

Even when she's a brat
And wears a wide brimmemd hat
In the house


(WTF)

[Modem Butterfly]

12. Demmy Cat, Demmy Cat, What Are They Teaching You?

LOL

[Orsino]

14. I'm stumped.

What rhymes with "draft Republicans"?

[havocmom]

20. Daft Fucktuplicans?

:shrug:

[Debi]

15. I love my kitty cat

she helps kill all the rats
and icky republicans

[Bouncy Ball]

16. Another good one!

I knew you lounge lizards would come through!

[VelmaD]

17. I love my kitty cat...

don't hit her with a bat
or I'll get Skittles
to kick your ass

[Bouncy Ball]

18. Velma you have a true gift

for songwriting! I just sang it out loud and it works.