Don't you hate being set-up by surprise?

[HEyHEY]

I went to this thing called "Business after business" here. All the local business get together once a week to have some wine and all that. I've never been asked to go, today our ad guy asks me, I figured, "Hey, why not?"

I get there and wasn't there five minutes before it was "Hey Jeremy this is so and so you'll have lots to talk about, oh well I gotta go."

I'm sure she felt the same way... meddling middle aged folks figuring us in our late 20s outta get married and start breeding.

So anyway, we're going out Friday.

Just kidding.

[yvr girl]

1. Did she offer to show you her panties?

I couldn't resist.

[HEyHEY]

2. nope

I kept all conversation focused on how great my apricot tree is doing

[Nevernose]

8. As a matter of fact, I used to have about ten apricot trees

Even though it made good economic sense at the time, I sure do miss that house and the yearly apricot pies, jams, etc.

What kind of fertilizaer do you use? We used organic for years, but after a while, we supplanted the organic with fruit tree spikes. Have you tried the spikes?

[HEyHEY]

9. I was lying about the tree to divert conversation...

No, not really, I rent a house... only been here a few months haven't tried the tree yet.

[aePrime]

3. That's terrible

You should meet up with my friend Sally on Saturday and talk about it.

[HEyHEY]

4. haha

:-)

[FuzzySlippers]

5. So......

have you and she started breeding yet?

[HEyHEY]

6. No...the wine was no good

[politicaholic]

7. I know where you're coming from...

but it's always nice to get the thumbs up from a mutual friend. There's an instant trust thing when that happens.

And there's nothing wrong with practicing procreation with out the poopy, drooly, loud residual effect. Like a great philosopher said to me once, "Any port in a storm." Heed those wise words and go forth.