STRAIGHT MEN - Take a look at this photo and tell me what you think?

[Chuckup]

[grytpype]

1. Damn bird bit my pecker off!

But there's lots of GOOD things going on in my pants, too! Don't be fooled by the filtered librul media!

[Chuckup]

2. Cock-A-Doodle-Do

[Wickerman]

3. Bird sez, "where's the beef?"

ok, that would've been funny 20 years or so ago for about a week.

[LibertyorDeath]

4. Tastes like Chicken !

[Swede]

5. A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

[Cat Atomic]

8. Damn- I'm too slow. :(

:p

[Droopy]

6. I think that's one big bird

He must think that's a worm in Georgie's pants.

[Cat Atomic]

7. A bird in the hand is worth two in Bush's bush. :)

[neuvocat]

9. I think that bird didn't get pardoned

on grounds that it was found not to be christian.

[zbdent]

10. What's the point of a picture of four turkeys?

Is this the regiment coming in to aid in Iraq?

[cjk]

11. Why

straight men? And how about "Such a small penis for such a big prick".

[5thGenDemocrat]

12. I'm pretty sure that's illegal even in Washington

Where's Ken Starr when you need him?
John
On his third Budweiser.

[Shakeydave]

13. What does a turkey say?

Gobble, Gobble!

[xultar]

14. Geez his is smaller than mine!

[fknobbit]

15. Clinton had Monica

I couldn't do any better than Little goat and big bird? Screw it I'm takin the flat top landing pretzel out now!!!