Heaviest element just discovered!

[bif]

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium."

Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.


A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristicof moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You will know it when you see it.

[Arkana]

1. ROTFLMAO

:rofl:

Good, very good.

[Richardo]

2. THat is hilarious...thanks, bif

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. *lol*

[skypilot]

4. I flunked Chemistry...

...but that was still funny.

[On the Road]

5. They've Found an "Island of Stability" §

[Ilsa]

6. An oldie but a goodie! Thanks for the laugh! n/t

[tigereye]

7. of course

At first I thought this was serious. Takes me a while. I am sooo gullible.

[Abelman]

8. That's funny

But shouldn't it be "morans?" ;)

[valis]

9. Geez, for a sec I thought you were talking about this:

[flamingyouth]

10. That's hilarious!

:rofl: