Remember Grimace from McDonaldland? Well.....
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Tue Apr-05-05 08:37 PM
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Remember Grimace from McDonaldland? Well.....
Brace yourselves...the truth is now revealed: BEAR WITNESS!!
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Tue Apr-05-05 08:38 PM
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It seems that everything large and purple is evil. Look at Barney. Evil.
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Tue Apr-05-05 08:42 PM
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2. "Large and Purple" is evil?!
No it isn't! "Little Koolzip" is NOT evil!
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Tue Apr-05-05 08:43 PM
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Wait until he's Large Koolzip. :scared:
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Tue Apr-05-05 08:47 PM
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4. Tragically, that's as big as he gets.
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Tue Apr-05-05 08:48 PM
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5. Yeah, and I guess sometimes he/it IS evil.
Sorry about your mom, BTW.
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Tue Apr-05-05 08:52 PM
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6. Her ear canal is fully healed.
The emotional scars, on the other hand....
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Tue Apr-05-05 08:55 PM
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7. The lady had a sexy timpanic membrane; what can I say?
Hmmm....maybe the word "lady" is a little too strong.
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Tue Apr-05-05 08:56 PM
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8. That's why the lady is a tramp.
And by "tramp," I mean $20 an hour whore.
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Tue Apr-05-05 08:58 PM
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9. My mom's union....looks like Mama Hedges is getting screwed
in more ways than one. You want to tell the mods to ban this thread, or should I?
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Tue Apr-05-05 08:58 PM
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Tue Apr-05-05 09:03 PM
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13. it's just a game...that's all.
You can say day and I'll say night Tell me it's black when I know that it's white. The truth is I loved you more than I wanted to, al.
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Tue Apr-05-05 09:04 PM
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Tue Apr-05-05 09:06 PM
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16. Your fingers say "hate," but your eyes tell a different story.
If you want it rough, just tell me!
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Tue Apr-05-05 09:00 PM
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11. Gee, the big purple piece of dung is back? I wonder, did Grimace
come out of Barney, the phallic oddly shaped dinosaur?
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Tue Apr-05-05 09:02 PM
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12. Baby Bop reproduced azygomatically....
And Grimace was created....Baby Bop is the matriarch of the Purple Endomorph family.
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Tue Apr-05-05 09:05 PM
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15. Is Baby Bop made by the same people as Kidz Bop?
I mean, how much worse does it get? Replacing the lyrics to corporate music with "goo goo" and "Gaa"?!
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Tue Apr-05-05 09:06 PM
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17. Ohhh, it can get worse....
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