Catholics make me sick

[Rabrrrrrr]

Something just never agrees with me. It can't be spiciness, since they tend to be rather bland, though the Latin American Catholics are pretty good. But in general, Catholics are a little gammy and leave me with a sour stomach and abdominal distension.

Quakers, though - now they're good eatin'! Same with the Baptists for some reason.

Seventh Day Adventists - had one, will never do that again. Threw up for a week before I got it cleaned out with a Christian Scientist.

And for sashimi? Nothing beats a Scientologist.

[Celeborn Skywalker]

1. How do fundies taste?

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. bitter and acrid, and they reek of bile

[Susang]

2. Nothing beats a good Jewish deli

Nothing. ;-)

[Lex]

5. Bwahwahahaha!

Well played. Very well played.

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

11. Jewish salami....

on sale here

[Arkana]

4. I don't know--with a little balsamic vinegar and some chopped onions,

Methodists are the best bet.

[CO Liberal]

6. That's the Overlying Taste of GUILT

:-)

[Arugula Latte]

7. You've heard of Bean-o?

Try Cath-o. Helps 'em go down easy, and stay down easy.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. ROTFL!

That's good!

[donheld]

8. You just need fresher catholics

They spoil very fast! :rofl:

[Debi]

10. nice n/t

[JohnKleeb]

12. What about Methodists?

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Methodists have all the excitement of Matzah n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Whew, I suppose atheists are inedible. (nt)