Oh, Freeeeeee-pers....

[bertha katzenengel]

I am bored and feel like mixing it up. Come on out of the woodwork. Give this liberal atheist lesbian your best shot.

[Drifter]

1. Wow ... liberal atheist lesbian ....

You hit the trifecta.

Sorry, not a freeper though. You go girl.

Cheers
Drifter

[Maestro]

2. Well like my brother

who is also my uncle used to tell me:

"Librulz is lazy ass people who want to be spoon-fed everythin'." "Atheists are really worshippers of that there Devil, that God done kicked outta Heaven, so they says they don't beleeve in nothin' but they do. They's evils, I tells ya."

"And lesbians are only good for porn." He spit after that statement.

;)

[Cannikin]

3. You destroyed the sanctity of my marriage!

[tjwmason]

8. Cannikin married?

Who's the lucky man/woman/robot with concerning flashing red light?

[Cannikin]

14. Oh hell no, I'm not married! Jus playin.

[tjwmason]

19. Thank goodness for that

Nearly had me in a flood of tears for weeks.:P

[miss_kitty]

4. my best friend is a lefty athiest lesbian

and the cops she works with in the fundie part of California (Modesto-Condit country, Scott Peterson Cary Stayner Land) really have a hard time with that-even though it's none of their fucking business (BTW-she kept it quiet-my former best friend, her sister, blabbed, although the lesbian part might have been-erm-obvious)

[SnowGoose]

5. My best shot

I normally wouldn't do this, but for a "liberal atheist lesbian" I'm willing to bend a few rules.



Cheers, sister.

(oh yea, not a freeper, sorry)

[bertha katzenengel]

6. Those replies were all lovely. NOW: I know there are lurking freepers who

just can't WAIT to tear into you. Come on now.

[giant_robot]

7. Kick!

:popcorn:

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Do you practice witchcraft, too?

Do you sacrifice young goats in the woods at night and drink their blood?

Do you have a toaster oven? Special shoes? A secret handshake?

;-)

[Radio_Lady]

11. I think the button should say "FREEP OFF" --

What does "FECK" mean? No definition that I can fine, however:

One entry found for feckless.

Entry Word: feckless
Function: adjective
Text: 1 having no real worth or purpose <after years of feckless negotiations>
Synonyms fustian, good-for-nothing, meaningless, purposeless, unpurposed, useless, worthless
Related Word bootless, fruitless, futile, unavailing, vain; ineffective, ineffectual, inefficacious
Contrasted Words meaningful, purposeful, worthwhile; fruitful; effective, effectual, efficacious; consequential, important, momentous, significant, weighty
Antonyms efficient, ||feckful
2
Synonyms CARELESS 1, heedless, inadvertent, irreflective, thoughtless, uncaring, unheeding, unrecking, unreflective, unthinking
Related Word carefree, easygoing, happy-go-lucky, lackadaisical, nonchalant; remiss; irresponsible, undependable, unreliable, untrustworthy
Contrasted Words attentive, considerate, thoughtful; meticulous, punctilious, punctual, scrupulous; dependable, reliable, responsible, trustworthy
3
Synonyms IRRESPONSIBLE, carefree, careless, incautious, reckless, uncareful, wild
Antonyms ||feckful

[Radio_Lady]

10. I'm sure there's a special place in heaven for you.

Just kiddin'--------------------------

[Goathead]

12. Anarcho-atheist lesbian would be better.

Shaved head, multiple piercings and tatoos, and combat boots to round out the ensemble. :yourock: :headbang:

[tjwmason]

13. They're not coming out to play

:(

I'm tempted to start a fight for the fun of it. I'm not an atheist, but then as one can't force faith on another person (N.B. to any freepers reading this, you can't it just doesn't work) that's not a fruitful line to take.

I'm gay, so you can call me a drama-queen (which is probably true), and I'll respond with stupid comments about dungarees.

[bertha katzenengel]

15. don't mention dungarees...

I imagine some folks may not know what they are. ;)

I'm not a full atheist, I think. (I believe Christ lived and his teachings are worthy of our attention.)

[Bouncy Ball]

16. Just go into GD and post

something really meaty and anti-repuke about minimum wage, or how they aren't really Christians, etc. All true, but it gets them VERY riled up and they can't help it, they show up.

OR post that all lurking freepers need to get their asses down to their local recruiting stations and sign their sorry asses up for service. If they voted for bush, they okayed this war, and they need to go fight it. Give them all the appropriate web addresses.

http://www.army.mil
http://www.airforce.com
http://www.navy.mil

etc. Don't forget the Coast Guard!

THAT never fails to bring out one or two. But do it in GD.

[SuperWonk]

17. RE:

Freep? never heard of it... (wink)

[Bouncy Ball]

20. Why? What's the wink about?

[11 Bravo]

18. Why do you hate America?

You're just jealous because George W. Bush was annointed to lead this country and he liberated dozens of Iraqi children from their arms and legs, and he restored honor and dignity and gay hookers to the White House, and he hasn't done cocaine in a couple of years, and he's making America safe for rich white people, and there really AREN'T any black people in Brazil, and IT HURTS to have a cavity filled but he did it while protecting Alabama from the Viet Cong in the National Guard, and ... and ... and ...


Shit! It hurts to try and think like those fools!