Hello... if you give me Chocolate I become a monster.

[BigMcLargehuge]

Hi, I am Ian McLargehuge. I'm 3.5 years old and I love chocolate. Unfortunately, if I eat chocolate I become a pint-sized one-man interpretation of a "The Lost Weekend/The Days of Wine and Roses" double feature.



Even a small amount, such as, say, three ounces of all natural chocolate gelato, will bless me with a hair trigger temper (broken), and hulk like stamina for tantrum throwing.



My dad forgot this little provision when we were out and about this weekend and I made him pay dearly for his error in judgement.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. LOL. What a cutie.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. He is on the waning edge of his chocolate madness

it was so bad yesterday I thought I'd accidentally run over a gypsy or something.

[bigwillq]

2. He's so cute!

But no chocolate for him!:hi:

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. We have decided to rename Chocolate as "concentrated evil" in our house

for the first time since he was born I actually sat and sobbed last night (and I'm a guy) because I'd reached the end of my tolerance for his horrors.

Man, I can see how parents get pissed enough to wail on their kids. Good thing I have Godlike self control or he'd have been spanked.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

5. What a cute little monster! No more chocolate benders for him or he'll end

up in detox or CA (Chocoholics Anonymous).

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. I think I'll sign him up if I can find a local chapter

[BrklynLiberal]

6. Aw. Such a cutie...to be turned into such a HULK by chocolate.

How sad. You are the one who must be disciplined..and never give into his demands for the dreaded chocolate.
He really is an adorable boy....

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. the sad thing is he didn't even ask for it... I, like an idiot, suggested

the gelato and even the flavor....

DOH!

I won't do that again.

[BrklynLiberal]

9. You need to get him one of those bracelets...that says "NO CHOCOLATE!"

[giant_robot]

10. Just to be safe...

...I wouldn't feed him after midnight or get him wet, either.

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. good point!

[Rainbowreflect]

12. Funny I turn into a monster if you don't give me chocolate.

:mad: