Dominatrix Wanted

[Thurston Howell IV]

This is a legit news item. Just had to share it--science knows no bounds.

Smack That Bottom - It Can Cure Everything!

Russian scientists at the Novosibirsk Institute of Medicine are claiming a beating on the naked buttocks with a cane is the perfect way to cure everything from depression to alcoholism. The researchers say caning releases endorphins, the body's natural 'happy chemicals', and that leads to feelings of euphoria, a reduction of appetite, the release of sex hormones and an enhancement of the immune response, and they have a similar effect on pain as drugs such as morphine and codeine, but do not lead to addiction or dependence.

A standard treatment course entails 30 sessions with 60 of the best, delivered on the buttocks by a person of average build. Dr Marina Chuhrova who also took part in preparing the report said she had 10 patients she caned regularly and though initially "they didn't like it, when they started to feel the benefits they kept asking for more."

http://www.news-medical.net/?id=8788

[Skittles]

1. I am too busy with Matcom, GOPisEvil, Chavez, RKZ, Kleeb

and a host of other DUers ....... no freaking time

[SmileyBoy]

3. But you're not tired of me, RIGHT???

I make you happy ALL NIGHT LONG!!!:D:D:D

[Skittles]

8. oh I'm not tired of any of y'all

lots of fun, kicking DU guys' asses. :thumbsup:

[DulceDecorum]

2. Well, that explains the entire British empire.

And Catholic School as well.

[Thurston Howell IV]

4. I think you've hit the truth

right smack on the bottom.

[KitchenWitch]

5. heh heh, how much can one CHARGE for such services!

[DulceDecorum]

6. .. and what is the punishment

for those who do not pay promptly?

[KitchenWitch]

7. I will report you to all the credit bureaus

and fuck up your credit

[DulceDecorum]

10. Oh well,

at least one does not have to fear the Repo Man,
or getting their ass whooped.
Again.

[nytemare]

9. Maybe Gannon was onto something.

:)