the absolute FUNNIEST 911 call EVER!!

[pres2032]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bk.html

"You're supposed to be here to protect me!"

[LibertyorDeath]

1. Unreal is that legit omg !

[pres2032]

2. after working in Customer service (supermarket deli) I wouldn't doubt it

[LoZoccolo]

5. After seeing Bush* win a second term I wouldn't doubt it either.

I know that some people are disputing the legitimacy of the election, but think about it this way: if he even got close enough to be able to cheat, that still says something.

[pres2032]

14. true that

:scared: :banghead:

[July]

19. Or, look at it this way:

Four years after a very close election, the country is once again nearly evenly divided (assuming you believe the numbers we're given); or, Bush's level of support hasn't really budged in four years.

And I'm one of those who disputes the legitimacy of the election (and the one before it).

But I take your point that Bush did get a bunch of morons' votes.

[Lefta Dissenter]

3. OMG, it can't be real

If it is, that 911 dispatcher should win some award for handling the situation! :toast:

[pres2032]

9. now just think of the stupid calls that we don't get to hear

[Ilsa]

4. My husband and i discuss this everyday:

People in the US are totally ignorant and self-absorbed.
I don't know that I wouldn't have started laughing my ass off at that woman right there.

[pres2032]

11. that woman epitomizes

the "it's all about me" additude in the US.

[Renew Deal]

6. I don't know why I am still amazed at the dumb shit people do.

That's too funny.

[pres2032]

12. yeah

like i said above, just imagine the shit we don't hear about. :banghead:

[DS1]

7. I'm now in favor of allowing the police to have access to

hellfire missiles.

[pres2032]

13. hah

or at least the ability to beat the crap out of stupid people.

[Dookus]

15. what an odd sentiment

considering your sigpic, sig text and avatar.

[pres2032]

16. hehe, if you think i'm being serious with that

you don't know me. :-)

edit: "that" as in or at least the ability to beat the crap out of stupid people.

[Dookus]

18. well

overt displays of religiosity tend to set off my bullshit meter, and when I see a post suggesting police abuse from such a person, I find it worthy of comment.

[pres2032]

20. like i said, you don't know me

unlike the fundies, who i assume you're referring too, I do take my religion and the be nice to everyone schitck. Also unlike the fundies, i don't consider myself holier than thou and I know that i'm not perfect. Not saying i condone police abuse in way, shape or form. Just having a little fun, playing off the previous post (notice I backed away from the hellfire missle idea). I think that if you're going around expecting or demanding that religious people act perfect, you're going to be disapointed. But then I garner that you know we're not perfect and so use that to justify any biasness you have against religious people and religion in general.

[Dookus]

21. No

I'm not expecting perfection. That's not at all what I was saying.

It's just that given all the recent developments, I'm pretty wary of people who wear their religion on their sleeves, and yes, I do tend to notice overt displays of hypocrisy.

Frankly, I just wish all the religious people would worship in private, as jesus instructed.

[pres2032]

23. what exactly is wrong with my sig and avatar?

I have a cross, which a lot of people have, a memorial for a major religious figure which has only been up for a day and will be gone in less than a week, and a quote from Jesus which the second half of it talks about something that most people, religious and non-religious, should follow and most do.

Do you notice hypocrisy in your fellow atheists, or do you just look at us religous people?

[Dookus]

26. I notice it in a lot of places

but few atheists make it so easy to spot.

[pres2032]

29. thanks for proving my point

we all are guilty of hypocrisy and methinks that you've just shown yours.

[Dookus]

30. Of course we're all guilty of hypocrisy

I never claimed otherwise. I just claimed that people who wear their religion on their sleeve make it easier to spot.

[Race4Peace]

8. WTF?

[pres2032]

10. exactly.

[nytemare]

17. I used to answer 911 calls, I would bet this is legit

We would frequently get stupid calls like that. I once had a man call and ask me the number of the nearest local gay bar. We went very wrong somewhere with spoonfeeding the "customer is always right" attitude to the public. 911 is for emergencies, which generally means you have a felony just committed, you see a car accident, or a felony is being committed (as far as police are concerned), then you have the medical emergencies. Otherwise, people should not be using 911.

[Mnemosyne]

22. Shouldn't this witch be charged for false reporting of an emergency?

Is this legal?

Thanks nytemare.

[nytemare]

24. My state has a statute for abuse of 911

I suppose it would depend on the state. I think it is pretty rare that people get charged with it, though. :shrug:

[Mnemosyne]

31. I believe PA does also,

with crap like this going on maybe states should enforce it.

Wonder whom she voted for???

[nytemare]

32. There are really so many people like that

The ones who heckle waitresses, yell at store checkers. They think that the purpose of the world is to make them happy. There is a problem, obviously, when they come across a problem. Since they have been spoonfed their whole lives, they don't know how to get through life's little bumps in the road. They think that minute little issues that most folks don't think twice about are life ending issues not only for them, but should be for everyone around them. I think everybody like this should be put on "Simple Life", not just Paris and Nicole. Maybe, we should start with *.

[Mnemosyne]

33. I've noticed it's been getting much worse lately,

and I have always tried to find the good in people. It's getting harder to make people smile anymore also.

Many are so very unhappy in their lives they jump on every petty annoyance as some monumental event. You are right, life's little bumps are too much for them to deal with. My sister takes the kids to the ER for a small scratch! For real! And we're all supposed to be excited about it, as you pointed out.:banghead:



The Lunatic DimSun is just plain old simpleton. I saw a commercial for the Simple Life, it'd be too difficult for him. Maybe Blue's Clues, nope too intellectual. I don't know enough shows too figure it out.

Goodnight.

[Fleshdancer]

25. my speakers died...can you summarize it for me?

Normally I wouldn't bother asking, but the responses to this thread are funny so now I'm too curious.

[pres2032]

27. a woman complains that a burger king is screwing her

complaining that she's not getting the hamburger she wanted. So she calls 911 and demands that they send COPS over to the burger king to force the burger king employees to make her hamburger.

[Fleshdancer]

28. I would be pissed if I had to take that call

her ass should have been arrested.

Thanks for giving me the details :hi: