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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 09:09 PM
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Prince Albert personal ad
Edited on Sun Apr-03-05 09:27 PM by undisclosedlocation
GWM seeks SWF for LTR, viable male heir

Real Prince Charming seeks amenable female partner to save my principality by producing at least one male heir. You: open-minded, of child-bearing age, preferably not gambling-addicted. Me: rich, handsome, a little fey. Big plus if you're rich: No income tax! Looks aren't so important to me (as I said, I'm GAY) but might be to my subjects; my mom was frickin' Grace Kelly.


PS: Does anybody know Debbie Rowe's number?

Edit: According to reasonably reliable sources (anyway The Independent), he isn't gay, and the country is no longer going to be absorbed by France if he doesn't produce an heir. I still think it's funny, though.
You have to register to read The Independent. Here's the story as reprinted in South Africa:
http://www.pretorianews.co.za/index.php?fSectionId=665&fArticleId=2461702
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 09:14 PM
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1. I'd like to be a princess...
Must ponder this.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 09:16 PM
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2. Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
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MnFats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 09:20 PM
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3. Better let him out! (if you do, that is)
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