Do you read on the shitter?

[Catch22Dem]

I've tried. It doesn't work for me. When I go in there, it's to do business and then I'm out. I'm not in there long enough to read anything.

[ltfranklin]

1. I used to...

when I was younger...now it takes a lot more concentration than it used to.

[Abelman]

2. I have magazines

Because I never know how long it will take me. Sometimes its quick and dirty, sometimes its slow and dirty.

It's always dirty.

[rfranklin]

3. You need more fiber...

Bananas are a great source of fiber.

[YankeyMCC]

4. Never understood that

I multitask pretty much everywhere else in my life but when I'm sittin on the throne all my attention is given to a single task.

And it's not like I want to linger in there.
:)

[asthmaticeog]

5. Why else would "Entertainment Weekly" exist? n/t

[Jamastiene]

6. I do. It's kind of a joke really.

My aunt tells me I need to put my "playboy" down and do whatever it is she wants me to do for her. My "playboy" is a Musician's Friend catalog that sells guitars and stuff like that. I also will do crossword puzzles from the newspaper.

Great question, btw.

[vpigrad]

7. Why do people want to spend mor3e time around the smell than they have to?

I guess that's the type of person that hangs-out with repukes.