David Blane is a fine foxy poppa-

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But what would it be like to be his wife? He is gorgeous, and there you are, across the breakfast nook every morning, getting that warm grin over coffee. But what about when he feels prankish and evil? What if you've just said goodnight to him, settled into fitful slumber, reached beside you on the bed and he simply wasn't there? And you looked up and there he was, levitating over you?

Sometimes I wonder what kind of impishness that poor woman has to put up with.

[xultar]

1. Ummmmmmm ummmmmmmmm. Levitation love.....ummmmmmm

:wow: :wow: I'll take 2 please.

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4. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wheeeeeeeeeee!! I just laughed for the first time today, and it's noon, no, it's 1:21! It sounds a little creaky, this laugh. Xultar Blane, you just looked up at your precious hubby, he's floating above you.

You: smack him and tell him you wish he'd stay beside you like a normal person

yank him down, have your way

freak out a little bit

giggle beacause at least he's not stealing the covers

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7. When you ask for a cup of coffee, for instance-

He'd direct the cup to you, and you'd have to snatch it out of the air and not give it another thought. But what if you were entertaining friends? What if he just pulled some stunt without warning you first?

[KittyWampus]

2. I Really Like His Style Of Magic. Less Elitist, More Modern

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5. My father's a magician-

He's got the biggest library of magic books on the East Coast (It's pathetic, my boasting; I'm sorry). So I grew up in that sort of "family" of magicians. He used to take my brother and me to magic shops, which was SO MUCH FUN! The guy behind the counter would show us tricks and try masks out on us. They were always so nice!

David Blane, though?? He took my heart and RAN AWAY with it!!!!


:bounce:

[radwriter0555]

3. Well, he doesn't actually levitate, it really is an optical illusion.. but

he is a masterful magician, by all means.

I get a little tired of his magician angst thing though, lol.

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6. WHAT?!?!?

He doesn't LEVITATE????? SHit, shit, shit, HELLFIRE, SHIT. WTF am I supposed to do with that? I thought the SOB levitated!

seriously- I was moved when he came out of his box, crying, with the answer to life.

He said,"Have a sense of humor."

[tjdee]

8. He's married?? When did that happen?

The last I heard, he was dating Fiona Apple!
Wow.

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9. I heard he had a wife and a kid!!!!

E-GAD. Matbe I've been out of the Hollywood gossip loop too long. When did you hear that?

[tjdee]

10. Wow...um...

I think it was back when she was a big deal. It was more of a "Fiona Apple is dating..." rather than focused on him. So it must have been back in the mid 90's or so?

That's a long time ago, huh!

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11. Yeah. That makes me feel old!!

I woneder what that rascal is up to these days!

:P