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Jilly Beans Donating Member (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:28 PM
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"Dear God: Please ....
make my Mama leave me at home the next time she wants to force me to hang out with all of these looney people. In your name I pray...Jeremy Joe Bob."

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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:31 PM
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1. p.s. and bring me a new Playstation too.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:32 PM
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3. on second thought get me a PSP
:)
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:33 PM
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7. and a Nintendo DS
and while you're at it, can I have a Nissan Skyline GT-R ?

:P
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:33 PM
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5. !
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:32 PM
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2. "Oh, and God? WTF is a feeding tube?"
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Jilly Beans Donating Member (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:32 PM
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LOL!
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:32 PM
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4. LOL..great post!
:thumbsup:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:33 PM
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6. "God...let this chick hang on a few more days...
...this getting out of school stuff is cool".
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Jilly Beans Donating Member (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:34 PM
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8. Because my Mama is teaching me really hard Englich in homeschole.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:35 PM
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9. and let mommie and daddie take me to a movie tonight
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Jilly Beans Donating Member (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 10:14 PM
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11. As long as it's not that Mel Gibson horror movie about Jesus.
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:36 PM
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10. Hey kid, what'd Jesus say about public prayer?
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 10:21 PM
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12. Slice of pizza and a cola - the kid is over it
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 10:51 PM
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13. I feel sorry for these kids
being forced against their will to make public fools of themselves.

CNN reported that the local police were getting angry calls for arresting and cuffing 8 & 10 year olds. it's the PARENTS who are to blame! We have a voting age for a reason. Children are not mature enough to formulate an opinion on political & social issues and should DEFINITELY not be forced into civil disobedience which will surely mentally scar them.

Fucking fundies are the lowest form of human filth!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 10:52 PM
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14. Propogating fundiebots
:(
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