Headlines we'd like to see:

[skip fox]

Terri Schiavo Supporters Enter Coma to Be "Close"

Burial of Falwell Thwarted by Angry Earth (keeps spitting him back out)

Rapture Can't Wait for Some: Mass Suicide Skyrockets Among Religious Right

any others?????

[Sequoia]

1. Baby Seals Hurl Lost WMDs at Hunters

[4_Legs_Good]

5. Love it!

:)

david

[WI_DEM]

2. BUSH AND CHENEY INDICTED!!

[Cannikin]

3. Gay Marriage Cuts Divorce Rate in Half. Restores Sanctity

[Left Is Write]

4. No clever ones from me right now, but

your Falwell headline will have me giggling all afternoon.

[bertha katzenengel]

6. Song birds raise funds for feline body armor.

[4_Legs_Good]

7. U.S. Congress dissolved amid allegations of wrongdoing

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

9. Bush impeached and run out of town on a rail

Cheney and rest of administration indicted and drop kicked to Gitmo.

[KitchenWitch]

8. Haliburton loses all Government Contracts - Conflict of Interest Cited

[Catchawave]

10. Fox News Channel Loses Broadcast License

...72% polled in favor of removing their feeding tube.

[FogerRox]

11. US Army choppers Raid White House

US Army Special Forces descended on the White House this Evening. Army Ranger troopers from 3 Black Hawk helicopters entered the White house at 9:45 this evening during a cabinet meeting. President George Bush, Vice President Richard Cheney, Secretary of State Condalisa Rice, Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld were among those taken away on handcuffs.
General Tommy Franks said that the Mission was necessary to maintain the Constitutional integrity of the Country.
Initial reports are that similar missions were flown in Ohio and FLorida, though we have not been able to confirm this with General Franks.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Christian Conservatives See the Light: Thosands Stop Acting Like Assholes

Bush Resigns with Apologizes, Turns Self Over to Officials

Cheney Resigns too

Staunch Democrat Invents Machine that Makes Wishes Come True

[BurtWorm]

13. BurtWorm Wakes from Five Year Coma; President Gore to Visit

:applause:

[skip fox]

14. Maybe this should be a regular feature?

Discussion Thread Leads to Recall of Republican House and Senate

[ImpeachBush]

15. New car runs on bullshit ... Faux News finally found useful.

[FogerRox]

16. LOL yeah the BS 2000 SL turbo, I want the 4 whl drive version