Generate your own Pick Up Line

[LynneSin]

Since let's face it, using sincerity ain't going to work when you're scoping out the dudes & dudettes


http://www.blogthings.com/pickuplinegenerator.html
My Pickup line was: You must be Jamaican... because Jamaican me crazy.

BTW - you're welcome to use me as the person you want to pick up. I'm not telling which DUer's name I used for my pickup line!!

[kick-ass-bob]

1. Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

:rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. We must be on the same wave length or ISP or something today.

;) First the age thing, now the pickup line. :hi:

[kick-ass-bob]

17. we just picked the same person.

:D

[JimmyJazz]

2. I can't post mine - your thread would be totally locked!

:wow:

[LynneSin]

5. Did you get this one....

If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of ............

[JimmyJazz]

10. yep!

How did you know?

[LynneSin]

13. I plugged JimmyJazz in the generator and that's what I got

So I guess that's what all those boys up in boston will be using if they want a lil JimmyJazz on the side

:eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

20. I didn't use *my* name though!

It must only have a few lines that it repeats.

[progmom]

35. So whose name did you use?

You can trust me! :P

[JimmyJazz]

40. The man to whom these belong:

That's all I'm saying :9

[progmom]

42. Oh my!

:wow:



on edit: good thing we got that note!

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Ack!! MrG would smack me. ;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. I plugged another in and this one is hysterical!

Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.


Hahahahaahahahahaah :rofl:

[kick-ass-bob]

23. If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

28. Were you trying to find a line for me?

That's what I got with my name.

[ScreamingMeemie]

44. Actually it was using the name "MrGrumpy"...perhaps I should

introduce you two to each other. ;)

[WoodrowFan]

4. hey babe, you work this toll booth often???

hey, works in Delaware! :hide:

[LynneSin]

8. Hey sweetie, my foot would like to meet your ass

THE HARD WAY

Will you get over the damn toll booth crap. Like you live in a state that is toolbooth free

[WoodrowFan]

18. how about

hey baby want to raise my interest rate?

[JimmyJazz]

9. That's not nice.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Hehehe - thats funny.

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

12. "I've just moved you to the top of my to do list."

[Misunderestimator]

14. "Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus." ... OMG

That's if I try to pick up LynneSin! :rofl:

[LynneSin]

16. My ass is offlimits to EVERYONE, but to pick up Misunderestimator...

Be unique and different - just say yes.

(that wasn't a funny one :cry: )

[Misunderestimator]

36. LOL... And it SO wouldn't work on me!!

:rofl:

[SarahB]

15. "Seriously honey - sex is like pizza. ...

Even if it's bad it's still pretty darn good. "

Ah, if only that line worked on him. All I got from the guy I wanted most was, "I'm no good for you." :(

[underpants]

19. To pick up Lynnesin:

To pick up Lynnesin:

Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

[LynneSin]

21. Guess what Underpants - that's your pickup line too

:D

Never thought of you as a catcher!!

[underpants]

29. #5

[LynneSin]

31. Ok, I loved Johnny Bench - now you just ruined it for me

:cry:

[WoodrowFan]

32. so, did Bench

So, do you think Bench really did, um, hit from that side of the plate!



Remember, every team founded after 1869 is just an expansion team!

[underpants]

34. I'm just kidding

Johnny Bench was my hero when I was a kid. He is THE greatest baseball catcher of all time IMHO

[WoodrowFan]

39. I agree!

I grew up in SW Ohio cheering for the Big Red Machine (Perez was, and is, my fav though!). But I heard rumors that Johnny was, well, "light in the cleats."

[WoodrowFan]

22. to pick up Lioness

(let's face it, Lynnesin is getting pikce dup a lot already here!)

To pick up lioness:

If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

[jswordy]

24. Lynne, that line is lame!

Besides, I already have one I use:

"Those are LARGE!"

LOL! I AM A LONELY MAN!!!!

[LynneSin]

25. Ewww....to pick up Bush...

If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK

[progmom]

26. ha!

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

[JimmyJazz]

27. Aw - whose name did you use? You can tell me -

I promise to keep it a secret.

[progmom]

33. My not-so-secret- totally-harmless- this-better-not-freak-him-out-

seriously-I'm-a-married-woman-crush:

CStT

[JimmyJazz]

38. Bwhahaha - I should have known.

:hi:

[yvr girl]

30. Am I dead Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

[GalleryGod]

37. Me too, YVR! I didn't use YOU, just my favorite,double-secret

:loveya: DU Crush:loveya: :hide:

[yvr girl]

41. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and

I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

That's from my real name.

[MissMillie]

43. If I were to ask you.....

for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

[VelmaD]

45. There are just awful...

Would anyone actually fall for "Am I dead Angel? Cause this must be heaven!" or "Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."? Sheesh :eyes: