you know your an asshole if....

[chickenscratching]

1. you can't keep your flatulent mouth shut
2. you step on baby geese for kicks
3. i can't see you without a mirror

[bigwillq]

1. IF...your name is jonnyblitz!

:P :evilgrin:


Hey jonny!:hi: :loveya: :hug:

[bigwillq]

2. Kick

Where are ya jonny?:evilgrin:

[jonnyblitz]

12. nice

:( :cry:

[bigwillq]

15. Weren't you

the asshole of the day this week?!?:P

[bigwillq]

3. Another kick

:evilgrin:

[MissMillie]

4. of if you can't

spell "you're" correctly. :P

[bigwillq]

5. I didn't evern notice that

I guess I'm an asshole too!:hi:

[nytemare]

7. Actually, possessive your was correct there

now, if you said, you're named rather than your name is, then it would be different.

But, if you want to be, you are still an asshole.(kidding)

:)

[bigwillq]

8. I think we're talking about in the OP's subject

SO who's the a**hole now????!?!?!?!?:P :silly: OK, still me!

[nytemare]

10. LOL, I said only if you wanna be

I can be an asshole sometimes!

:)

[bigwillq]

14. I feel like being one today!

I seldom am. Ball buster-YES! Asshole-not really!:)

[chickenscratching]

18. DAMMIT!

now i'm an asshole!

[AlCzervik]

6. if you drive really slow in the ultra fast lane

and people behind you are going insane?

[nytemare]

9. Oh that drives me batty!

Generally, I get aggravated when people just can't keep up with the flow of traffic. Just, keep a safe following distance along with the flow, and I am cool. There are always those schmuck laggers that make you miss the long traffic lights!!

[AlCzervik]

11. when i walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

[nytemare]

17. Now, I do that sometimes

Sometimes it is just to be a pain in the bum, or to see how people will react.

:evilgrin:

[Jilly Beans]

13. If you don't respond to me when I post.

:7

(Maddy McCall)

[the Princess]

16. You know you're an asshole IF

You constantly illude to disagreements you had with other DU posters weeks and months and even years after the fact - because you think you're being cute. :)

If you can't be seen in a mirror - You might be a Vamp.