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1. You call it D.C., not Washington or Washington, D.C. 2. You've seen at least one Congressman in a bar or restaurant, and he/she wasn't yours, because of course, you don't have any. 3. Your mode of transportation is called the Metro 4. You refer to a whole group of museums as the Smithsonian. 5. You'd rather have oatmeal and tea at Teaism than coffee and pastries at Starbucks 6. You actually know how to get from I-395 to I-295 to I-495. 7. Your license plate is a political statement about your lack of representation in Congress. 8. Cherry blossoms make you dread the traffic. 9. You drink Barq root beer and Rock Creek Cherry Smash. 10. You call your airport "National" refusing to add the name of the hated Reagan to it. 11. You buy fruit and veggies at the Eastern Market. 12. A ride in the country is a bike ride through Rock Creek Park.
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