You like fuck ,you want fuck, you need fuck , berserker!

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oh boy, that was for CSTT

[CanuckAmok]

1. Check out these "Clerks" based ESL instructor notes:

http://www.eslnotes.com/movies/html/clerks.html

[HEyHEY]

3. Was that Kevin SMith's best?

[CanuckAmok]

4. yes. He should have killed himself somewhere between Clerks and Mallrats.

n/t

[The Magistrate]

6. Please, Mr. Canuck

Tell me the thing pictured in your post above is a photo-shop creation, or something of the kind, and not a thing that actually exists and is manufactured for sale....

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7. It's modelled after a US ranger

[CanuckAmok]

9. $19.99 plus S&H! Link:

They modified the design to have him saluting instead of being armed, but it can be yours!

Note also that a percentage of the proceeds goes to Veterans' Assocations, and aid for civilian Iraqi and Afghani victims of US military actions: Zero.

http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/product/prdid-918339001.jsp

[The Magistrate]

11. My Friend

I have lived too long....

[progressor]

10. I liked Chasing Amy too...

Chasing Amy and Clerks. The rest suck.

[ET Awful]

12. Are you kidding me?

Dogma? Dogma is the top of the pile (pun intended) :).

[CanuckAmok]

2. PS

Jay: Oh, look who it is. The fuck'n human vacuum.
Girl: Scumbag. What are you doing?
Jay: Nothing. Just hanging out with Silent Bob and his cousin.
Girl: He's your cousin?
Jay: Yeah, and he's from Russia too.
Girl: No way. What part of Russia?
Jay: I don't fucking know. Do I look like his fucking biographer? Olaf, what part of Russia are you from?
Olaf: Moscow.
Girl: He only speaks Russian?
Jay: Na, he speaks some English, but he can't not speak it good like we do.
Girl: Is he staying here?
Jay: Na, he's moving to the big city this week. He wants to be a metal singer.
Girl: No way!
Jay: Swear. Olaf, metal! That's his fucking metal face. Olaf, girl nice?
Olaf: Skrelnick.
Jay: That's fucked up, man.
Girl: What did he say?
Jay: I don't know man, but this guy is a character.
Girl: He really wants to play metal?
Jay: Yeah, he's got his own band in Moscow. It's called "Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans" or something like that.
Girl: That doesn't sound metal.
Jay: You gotta hear him sing. Olaf, "Berserker!" Come on, man, "Berserker!"
Girl: Does he sing in English or Russian?
Jay: In English. Come on, "Berserker!" Girls think sexy.
Olaf: Da. Da.
Jay: Oh watch wait he's gonna sing it. Watch this is too funny.
Olaf: MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK? BERSERKER!
Jay: That's fucking funny, man!
Girl: Did he just say "making fuck?"

[JVS]

5. I heard Kevin Smith was a devout misogynist

[HEyHEY]

8. Isn't anyone born with a dick?

[imenja]

13. Who doesn't?