My wife is out of town on business

[RetroLounge]

How bad should I be?

RL

[texas1928]

1. just be awful

Drink from the carton and everything.

[RetroLounge]

10. You a bad man!

RL

[texas1928]

20. Well you could (looks over one shoulder)

you could (looks over other shoulder)

post in the gungeon.

I think this post is broke. It does not show up in my posts.

[CanuckAmok]

2. Break a lamp.

That should hold you until she gets back, plus you get to break something.

[RetroLounge]

4. Nice

I like that...

RL

[CanuckAmok]

17. It worked for me!

Except for the acrimonious, financially devastating, fifteen-month long divorce. But I think that has more to do with other factors than breakin' a few freakin' lamps.

[RetroLounge]

18. acrimonious, financially devastating divorce

Had one of those already. One is enough, dontchya know...

RL

[CanuckAmok]

22. So now you know how to break lamps with immunity.

Knock yourself out!

[RetroLounge]

26. Lamps, Fine China, windows

Oh yeah...

RL

[jdj]

3. depends on whether she reads the lounge or not.

if she does, you just gave yourself away.

[RetroLounge]

9. She usually reads it over my shoulder

I like that...

RL

[leftofthedial]

5. PARTY AT RETROLOUNGES HOUSE!!

BRING THE TEQUILA!

[RetroLounge]

11. Cuervo please

You bring the lime, I have my own salt...

RL

[sasquatch]

6. Anything short of Hookers should be cool

Go ahead and leave the seat up.
:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

12. Leave the seat up?

I'm not THAT mean...

RL

p.s. What's this about short hookers?

[leftofthedial]

15. Hell, even short hookers would be cool!

[RetroLounge]

19. Do they cost less because they're short?

RL

[leftofthedial]

40. I think WE pay by the inch, not them.

[gyopsy]

7. Yes stick to breaking things

It's safer.

[progmom]

8. flirt?

oh wait....

um...

[RetroLounge]

14. I can multi-task...

really.

RL

[babylonsister]

13. I'm and RL also. In real life.

Isn't it kind of late to be bad there?

[RetroLounge]

16. Huh?

Never too late to be bad...

RL

[babylonsister]

21. That was code for too late to

call anyone or drive anywhere. I hope you're having a 'bad' time, RL, like myself. I even have RL on my socks!

[tigereye]

23. feed the kids chips for dinner

that's what my h does when I am out...

then have a big water balloon fight!

[RetroLounge]

25. Not quite warm enough for Water Balloons

but a great idea!

RL

[tigereye]

28. no I meant inside

it was actually warm enough here today for an outside version.

[RetroLounge]

29. Oh no, she would just make me clean it up...

Maybe Supersoakers in the livingroom would be fun!

RL

[autorank]

24. Get busy, the night is young. I expect you to totally degrade yourself

before she returns (and be sure to get her phone number).

[RetroLounge]

27. Ooooh, nice picture...

Hmmmmmmm. Vintage cheescake rock!

RL

[autorank]

38. Tastes good too!

[ralps]

30. You could always get out your guitar, stay up all night and party

just like the old days!:shrug: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :woohoo: :applause:

[RetroLounge]

31. Ack! I used to do that quite a bit!

Rock on, Dudette!

RL

[JimmyJazz]

32. You shouldn't be "bad" at all.

It's not your nature. You are a nice person. :D

[RetroLounge]

34. Damn, you figured me out!

and here I thought my "bad" personna was working for me...

:hi:

RL

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. Paaaaaaaaaarty!

Woo hooooo! :smoke:

[RetroLounge]

35. Hey, put that lampshade down!

RL

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

37. only if you put your clothes back on

[RetroLounge]

39. Damn, do I have to?

I like the breeze...

RL

[Straight Shooter]

36. Push the furniture aside, put on some good music ...

Let's dance!! }(

[texas1928]

41. It's 106 miles to Chicago.

We've got a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.





Hit it.

[ffm172]

42. how long do you want to sleep on the couch when she is back?

:)